foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (brb being a brat)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote 2011-04-26 05:44 am (UTC)

YES. IT IS IDEAL.

[OH, HA HA.]

Well, she was asking why everyone in this place was virgins, and I told her we had orgies all the time and she just kept missing them...


... And then I spent an entire conversation making her mad by making as many puns out of the word 'sex' as I possibly could.

[A beat.]

... She hung up on me.

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