62. [Text/Video]

[foolishwren]

[TEXT]-- locked to Otacon, Kaito, Rise, Snake, Phoenix, and Cybil-- (who Heather doesn't realize is gone yet oops)]

Hey, if you're there, answer ASAP

It's important.



[VIDEO]


<sub>[Dad's here.]


[Dad's here.]


[Dad is here and it's for real.]

[Heather knows because she went to sleep that night after talking what felt like forever-- almost positive that in the morning she'd wake up and that video message would be gone entirely, just a figment cooked up from her tired, bug-fried imagination and a whole lot of wishful thinking-- ... but nope. There it was.]

[Which of course meant that there was still a distinct possibility that she'd just gone CRAZY.]

[But hey. One good way to find out if THAT was true or not: Post stupid Pokemon videos to the network! If reality had indeed warped, maybe the responses she'd get would all be from Lovecraftian monstrosities and Picasso paintings instead of the fine people of Johto.]</sub>


Haha, oh my god, you guys. Look at this.


<sub>[The feed shakily settles on an intense drama unfolding on the floor of Heather's room.]

[The little surprise-Eevee who hatched on April Fool's Day is lying on her back on the floor, just waving her tiny, stubby legs and occasionally rolling back and forth fruitlessly-- her enormous, completely-floppy ears puddled on the floor on either side of her, apparently heavy enough to prevent her from rolling over and getting to her feet entirely. She's not making any complaining sounds, or even looking particularly distressed. Just... quietly flailing and tipping back and forth.]

[When the camera turns on, it's with Godzilla the Totodile approaching. Maybe to help her up?]

[... Nope.]</sub>



I think he's jealous because this thing's been getting way more attention than him-- ohp-- look at that. He's jeaaalous!

_{[The little crocodile Pokemon had turned to face the screen, reptilian lips pouched in an angry pout.]}

Sorry, 'Zilla. I call it like I see it. You-- no, don't you shake your head at me. You're practically turnin' green right now.

Keep this up and you'll look like a normal alliga-- hey, where're you going?

_{[The camera shifts to follow Zilla as he waddles angrily off to the other side of the room to sulk underneath the bed. Heather calls after him.]}


Y'know your face will stick like that if you leave it too long!


Hahah....






.....



... He's probably gonna eat all my pants.

Comments

[text]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

[text]

[foolishwren]

Nothing!


Well

Nothing's WRONG.

_{[... Suddenly getting second thoughts... Otacon's father just disappeared...]}

[text]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

[text]

[bakaitoukid]

Mission control to Heather, mission control to Heather.

You called?

[text]

[foolishwren]

Heather to Mission Control.

The Tower has reported a disturbance in the Force.


_{[because what is being serious about serious business.]}

[text]

[bakaitoukid]

This is a very serious issue, Tower. Report your findings for analysis immediately.

[usedrage.livejournal.com]

... Your Pokemon eats your pants?

[I mean. Nemesis wore his shirts and stuff but she'd never eaten his... pants.]

[foolishwren]

Zilla eats whatever the hell he wants.

_{[... Whether or not it belonged to Heather.]}

[usedrage.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that's healthy?

[text]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

asap at your service!

[text]

[foolishwren]

HEEEEY

_{[Okay so ... how did she go about doing this.]}

Remember when I told you about what happened in December?

video;

[cynicizing.livejournal.com]

... Eat your pants? Really?

video;

[foolishwren]

You clearly have not seen the havoc this lizard can wreak on objects I was once naiive enough to assume could not be eaten.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Not actually Envy on the feed right now, but rather the most disapproving little Eevee face you have ever seen. What is that other of her kind doing?]

[video]

[foolishwren]

_{[She fell down and can't get up. 8c Have a little pity!]}

[video]

[quickattackjack]

_{[Pppfff...PFFFF D'aw wtf is that animal. What is it doing. Jack doesn't know or care but it amuses him. And a smile is something the skeleton really needs! He still looks a little banged up.]}

It doesn't look like you have to worry about losing that one if you need it to stay in one place!

It's like a turtle!

[video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Baby animals doing cute stuff makes up 90% of the content of Youtube-- it's no different in the Pokemon world.]}

I think her head is too big for her body.

[video]

[miniworth]

You probably shouldn't tease him... I've seen what he did to your boots.

[ but.

that eevee.

Oh my gosh.

OH MY GOSH HEATHER CAN HE VISIT YOU AGAIN HE WANTS TO SEE THE EEVEE. ]

[video]

[foolishwren]

Yeah, yeah, I know, but he's just too funny when he sulks.

_{[ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE, MILES.]}

[Video]

[protectshikari.livejournal.com]

...Eat pants?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Pants would be among one of the least outrageous things he's eaten.

[Video]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

I remember when my Thérèse was at that age. I guess they have to learn how to get up on their own to learn to handle their bodies, but it's so cute like that.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

So they're all like that when they're babies?

Good. I was sorta worried she was like... defective or something.

VIDEO

[foolishwren]

He usually eats everything.