foolishwren | 73. [Video/Action] Afternoon

_{[What tiiiiiiiiiiime is it?]

[.... GYM BATTLE TIME!]

[The feed, as often is the case whenever Heather actually films one of her battles, seems manned by the resident camera-crocodile, and airborne thanks to Honey the ever-patient Butterfree (although not quite as airborne as it was back in Violet City during the victory over Falkner-- Godzilla isn't exactly a little baby anymore...]

[Nonetheless, the fight is filled with the usual combo of snippy one-liners from Heather and NON-STOP ACTION, because man, if it's gonna be broadcast, might as well make it showy! The first half of the battle is largely dominated by Cujo-- but when Jasmine sends out her monstrous Steelix, Heather recalls the pup and turns briefly to the camera to smugly reassure the viewers--]}

Cooj totally has this, but it wouldn't be fair to let him have ALL the fun, y'know?

_{[With a knowing grin, she promptly hucks a different ball onto the field-- releasing a dainty Ponyta.]}

GET 'em, Carousel!

_{[For something that had been a gangly little foal around Christmas, Carousel's done a lot of growing-- which is PARTICULARLY evident in the fight that she proceeds to put up against the metal snake's attacks, prancing and leaping to avoid most of the blows-- Heather had clearly been training her quite a bit during the month or so she'd been in Olivine by now.]

[Although, something a little odd-- which could of course be because of Zilla's filming, the Totodile doesn't exactly have the steadiest hands (claws?) when it comes to holding the camera... but... did Carousel suddenly get quite a bit BIGGER as she came leaping over the Steelix's flaming coils...?]}

_{[... HUH. Well, whaddya know. What lucky timing!]

[As the Steelix comes crashing down to the Gym's sandy floor, rolling feebly to put out the flames, the audience is treated to a very artistic sideways view of the a set of long, snowy legs trotting over to their trainer, who is looking surprisingly NOT triumphant over her victory. In fact, she looks kinda... shell-shocked. Aaaand then the camera swings away again to show the defeated Gym Leader, who fortunately handles these sorts of things a LOT more gracefully than You-Know-Who in Goldenrod...]}

My goodness...

_{[The camera shuffles a short distance away so it can get a good view of both trainers-- Zilla wants to give people the FULL EXPERIENCE, after all!]}

That was a quite exciting battle... Did you know your Ponyta was about to evolve?

Um...

_{[Shooting the now-Thoroughbred-sized animal beside her an unsure look, Heather startles sideways slightly when the Rapidash stretches her neck out to nose at the side of her face. Shuffling a step or two to the side, she pats Carousel's nose distractedly, more with the intention of pushing her gently away than anything else.]}

No...

Well! What a... lucky coincidence! ... I'm sure you would have done fine anyway, though... your Pokemon are quite the little spitfires! Please, um... take the Mineralbadge. You've earned it!

Thanks--!

_{[Too distracted to even snicker at the unintentional pun, Heather sloooowly steps away from the fiery unicorn and starts to head across the sand towards the camera to claim her prize-- which is where the feed cuts out.]}

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Yeah, heh.

Hey, Normal attacks don't hit 'em, though, do they?

Normal and fighting moves don't have any effects.

I guess that makes sense...

You can't exactly punch a ghost.

You could try. It probably wouldn't end well.

Yeah. It doesn't.

... In my defense, that knowledge comes from the fact that I have tried.

Really?

Yeah, it was about as effective as you'd expect.

_{[... Actually, probably LESS because she'd had her back turned on it and it probably hadn't been anywhere near her when she'd picked herself up and started swinging her fists...]}

Should I at least give you an A for effort?

... Y'know, as much as I'd like to accept, I think when it comes to THAT particular incident, I may need to decline.

I wonder if it showed up on the subway's security cameras, because it probably looked really ridiculous.

_{[... Although it had been terrifying at the time...]}

[yeeeeah he kinda figured]

If it did, I bet the security guards made a movie night out of it. [teasing to lighten the mood?]

_{[Heather had learned a very important lesson that day. When you read an article about the supposed spirit of a man who committed suicide by throwing himself onto a subway track? Take it seriously if you're all by yourself in the same damn subway.]

[But if ANYONE can laugh at her crazy wtf experiences, it's Heather.]}

I wonder if they made it into a dance remix like all those OTHER embarrassing movies on Youtube.

Heh. If we were at home, we could've checked.

Man, that would be epic...

Guess we'll just have to leave it up to our imaginations.

Yeah, just picture me flailing onto a set of subway train-tracks and wigging the hell out.

Should give you a pretty accurate mental image of what went down.

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