Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2011-07-31 11:11 pm
Entry tags:
- *axis powers hetalia: romano,
- *bleach: ise nanao,
- *brave story: wataru,
- *dcmk: akako koizumi,
- *dcmk: aoko nakamori,
- *dcmk: kaito kuroba,
- *kingdom hearts: vanitas,
- *persona 4: naoto shirogane,
- *persona 4: rise kujikawa,
- *punch out!: little mac,
- *silent hill: harry mason,
- *silent hill: henry townshend,
- *the princess and the frog: charlotte la,
- *transformers (movie): ironhide,
- *transformers prime: cliffjumper,
- *twin peaks: dale cooper,
- *yu-gi-oh!: crow hogan,
- a winner is me,
- all phobias: engage,
- bad memories,
- boss fight,
- carousel,
- gym leader battle,
- i challenge you to a pokemon battle,
- i win forever,
- ic,
- image attached,
- like a boss,
- looking good kid,
- my badges bring all the boys to the yard,
- notto dissu shitto agen,
- officially freaked-out now,
- olivine city,
- past lives,
- ponyta,
- rapidash,
- steelix,
- the fuck is that. ... the fuck is this.,
- time for some thrilling heroics,
- trapped by irony plz send help,
- video,
- who's that pokemon?!
73. [Video/Action] Afternoon
[What tiiiiiiiiiiime is it?]
[.... GYM BATTLE TIME!]
[The feed, as often is the case whenever Heather actually films one of her battles, seems manned by the resident camera-crocodile, and airborne thanks to Honey the ever-patient Butterfree (although not quite as airborne as it was back in Violet City during the victory over Falkner-- Godzilla isn't exactly a little baby anymore...]
[Nonetheless, the fight is filled with the usual combo of snippy one-liners from Heather and , because man, if it's gonna be broadcast, might as well make it showy! The first half of the battle is largely dominated by Cujo-- but when Jasmine sends out her monstrous Steelix, Heather recalls the pup and turns briefly to the camera to smugly reassure the viewers--]
Cooj totally has this, but it wouldn't be fair to let him have ALL the fun, y'know?
[With a knowing grin, she promptly hucks a different ball onto the field-- releasing a dainty Ponyta.]
GET 'em, Carousel!
[For something that had been a gangly little foal around Christmas, Carousel's done a lot of growing-- which is PARTICULARLY evident in the fight that she proceeds to put up against the metal snake's attacks, prancing and leaping to avoid most of the blows-- Heather had clearly been training her quite a bit during the month or so she'd been in Olivine by now.]
[Although, something a little odd-- which could of course be because of Zilla's filming, the Totodile doesn't exactly have the steadiest hands (claws?) when it comes to holding the camera... but... did Carousel suddenly get quite a bit BIGGER as she came leaping over the Steelix's flaming coils...?]

[... HUH. Well, whaddya know. What lucky timing!]
[As the Steelix comes crashing down to the Gym's sandy floor, rolling feebly to put out the flames, the audience is treated to a very artistic sideways view of the a set of long, snowy legs trotting over to their trainer, who is looking surprisingly NOT triumphant over her victory. In fact, she looks kinda... shell-shocked. Aaaand then the camera swings away again to show the defeated Gym Leader, who fortunately handles these sorts of things a LOT more gracefully than You-Know-Who in Goldenrod...]
My goodness...
[The camera shuffles a short distance away so it can get a good view of both trainers-- Zilla wants to give people the FULL EXPERIENCE, after all!]

That was a quite exciting battle... Did you know your Ponyta was about to evolve?
Um...
[Shooting the now-Thoroughbred-sized animal beside her an unsure look, Heather startles sideways slightly when the Rapidash stretches her neck out to nose at the side of her face. Shuffling a step or two to the side, she pats Carousel's nose distractedly, more with the intention of pushing her gently away than anything else.]
No...
Well! What a... lucky coincidence! ... I'm sure you would have done fine anyway, though... your Pokemon are quite the little spitfires! Please, um... take the Mineralbadge. You've earned it!
Thanks--!
[Too distracted to even snicker at the unintentional pun, Heather sloooowly steps away from the fiery unicorn and starts to head across the sand towards the camera to claim her prize-- which is where the feed cuts out.]
[.... GYM BATTLE TIME!]
[The feed, as often is the case whenever Heather actually films one of her battles, seems manned by the resident camera-crocodile, and airborne thanks to Honey the ever-patient Butterfree (although not quite as airborne as it was back in Violet City during the victory over Falkner-- Godzilla isn't exactly a little baby anymore...]
[Nonetheless, the fight is filled with the usual combo of snippy one-liners from Heather and , because man, if it's gonna be broadcast, might as well make it showy! The first half of the battle is largely dominated by Cujo-- but when Jasmine sends out her monstrous Steelix, Heather recalls the pup and turns briefly to the camera to smugly reassure the viewers--]
Cooj totally has this, but it wouldn't be fair to let him have ALL the fun, y'know?
[With a knowing grin, she promptly hucks a different ball onto the field-- releasing a dainty Ponyta.]
GET 'em, Carousel!
[For something that had been a gangly little foal around Christmas, Carousel's done a lot of growing-- which is PARTICULARLY evident in the fight that she proceeds to put up against the metal snake's attacks, prancing and leaping to avoid most of the blows-- Heather had clearly been training her quite a bit during the month or so she'd been in Olivine by now.]
[Although, something a little odd-- which could of course be because of Zilla's filming, the Totodile doesn't exactly have the steadiest hands (claws?) when it comes to holding the camera... but... did Carousel suddenly get quite a bit BIGGER as she came leaping over the Steelix's flaming coils...?]

[... HUH. Well, whaddya know. What lucky timing!]
[As the Steelix comes crashing down to the Gym's sandy floor, rolling feebly to put out the flames, the audience is treated to a very artistic sideways view of the a set of long, snowy legs trotting over to their trainer, who is looking surprisingly NOT triumphant over her victory. In fact, she looks kinda... shell-shocked. Aaaand then the camera swings away again to show the defeated Gym Leader, who fortunately handles these sorts of things a LOT more gracefully than You-Know-Who in Goldenrod...]
My goodness...
[The camera shuffles a short distance away so it can get a good view of both trainers-- Zilla wants to give people the FULL EXPERIENCE, after all!]

That was a quite exciting battle... Did you know your Ponyta was about to evolve?
Um...
[Shooting the now-Thoroughbred-sized animal beside her an unsure look, Heather startles sideways slightly when the Rapidash stretches her neck out to nose at the side of her face. Shuffling a step or two to the side, she pats Carousel's nose distractedly, more with the intention of pushing her gently away than anything else.]
No...
Well! What a... lucky coincidence! ... I'm sure you would have done fine anyway, though... your Pokemon are quite the little spitfires! Please, um... take the Mineralbadge. You've earned it!
Thanks--!
[Too distracted to even snicker at the unintentional pun, Heather sloooowly steps away from the fiery unicorn and starts to head across the sand towards the camera to claim her prize-- which is where the feed cuts out.]

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...I think!
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[The locals all seemed just as in-the-dark about it as the otherworlders...]
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That'd take some serious effort to pull off... not to mention I'm pretty sure SOMEONE would've messed up and let slip with something by now.
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Oh yeah, I'm Clover.
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Cool.
I'm Heather.
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You've been here a while?
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[She doesn't... sound particularly upset about that.]
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I think I was one of the first ones to get here, actually. So me and a few others, we've been around the block.
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There's still quite a few people around who got here around the same time I did, but there's... definitely a lot more people now than there were back then...
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There's a new crop of people every week... s'been that way ever since I got here.
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Yup, this place really is crazy.
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It still surprises me every so often, even now.
[That was the worst part... it would get good-- so good that it lulled you into a sense of false security. And then WHAM. Lifeless insect husks that sucked out your soul.]
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Don't get me wrong, I love it here...
But if there's one thing I've learned, it's that nowhere's completely safe.
Ever.
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Not even the inns? Or the Centers?
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But to be fair I've seen shit go down in Centers.
[... Like the time one transformed into a hellish otherworld right before her eyes, forcing her to fight for her life to escape. ... Except that she'd been hallucinating and it hadn't actually happened, but.]
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Wait, the Centers?
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But anyway... uh, yeah. Centers.
I don't like hospitals.
Skeezy places.
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...but the Centers I've been to seem okay. Like that one where I woke up after the Shedinja came around.
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