75. [Video/Action for Olivine City] Backdated to Saturday morning + afternoon

[foolishwren]

<sub>[So something happened that morning. Something ... owly.]

[What, exactly, do you do when you suddenly find yourself in possession of way more fluffy spherical owls than anyone would know what to do with?]

[... TRY AND MAKE SOME MONEY OFF OF THEM, OF COURSE!]

[Anyone in Olivine City, whether they've settled down with a house or are just staying there temporarily, may witness a rather odd sight on this sunny Saturday afternoon.]

[A teenage girl and a scruffy twenty-something man, toting bold-printed signs and... what seems to be a large red wagon full of Hoothoots]

[Behind them, a rambunctious oversized Growlithe, and-- a little further back-- a middle-aged fellow in a brown coat (despite the summer heat), toting a Togepi and a Pichu and keeping his distance, because it's totally uncool for a parent to walk right next to the kids while they're trick-or-treating (although either he or one of the Pokemon would seem to be filming them surreptitiously with the 'Gear on and off, judging by the snippets of Hoothoot Sale Adventures occasionally popping up on the network).]

[... Or in this case, being the best little owl salesmen ever. Even if Henry doesn't particularly look like he wants to be there. Still, the little parade almost looks like it needs some kind of ridiculous owl-selling theme music.]

[Throughout the day, if anyone has a residence in Olivine, they may have THIS show up on their doorstep:]</sub>

_{[... And the girl will glance over at her companion, see that he's not planning on speaking up, and then clear her throat loudly.]}

HEY there, good sir and-or madam!

Would you like to buy an owl?




[ooc: Anyone over the network is free to purchase their own adorable roly-poly spherical owl for 500P! It's assumed that any left will be sold to people here and there in Olivine. Except for the derpiest two. Heather has special recipients in mind for those.]

Comments

[foolishwren]

Oh, absolutely.

_{[... and now that she thinks of it, they'd probably be right up Jango's alley.]}

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

[OF COURSE. They wear the same stupid expressions.]

OKAY! I'll buy one!!

[foolishwren]

_{[And occasionally hypnotized things.]}

They're 500P apiece.

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

[But only almost by accident.]

Okay... I can buy... one. [Ew... math. Not Jango's strong point. Just like most things.] Do they know any attacks already?

[foolishwren]

Umm... well, if I remember from when their mom was a Hoothoot, they don't know... uh, much, I don't think...

But they grow up to be pretty powerful. Claudy's saved my ass more than once.

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me! I'll try to train him my best either way! Or her. What would be a good name you think?

[foolishwren]

That's up to you, man.

_{[Minnie had already named one 'Scrooge', Heather relinquishes creative control as soon as it's in another owner's hands.]}

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

So maybe um... like.... [As he takes WAY TOO LONG THINKING THIS OVER.]

Rubber ducky.

[... Swing and a miss Jango. Swing and a miss.]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[.........]

[Yeah, her face says it all. ... That's worse than 'Scrooge'.]</sub>

It's-- I-- .... your choice, man. Your choice.

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

Oh, but those are more yellow. And like the Spot-billed duck squad. I KNOW! BUG-EYES!

[These will all get more horrible as he goes.]

[foolishwren]

_{[... Slowly but surely, Heather's hand just sort of... slides up onto her face until she's ... well, facepalming.]}

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

[As she should be.]

Or party hat! Because he'd look really good in one!

[foolishwren]

How about call him 'Party', give him a hat, and call it a day?

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

I like it! OKAY! IT'S A PLAN!

Jango's icons find new and exciting ways to be terrifying constantly. XD

[foolishwren]

Good! I'm glad.

_[Whew.]

XDDDD /sobs -- and that's when he's *happy* orz

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

Now to just find a cool hat.

XDD

[foolishwren]

_{[Deadpan tone.]}

I look forward to seeing your selection.

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to show you! Because it's gonna by groovy enough to ride on this soul train.

[foolishwren]

_{[... people still said things like soul train? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD--]}

Yeah, yeah...

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

[Not people... Jango. There's a difference.]

You'll see!

[foolishwren]

_{[That... is true.]}

I guess I will.

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

It'll be amazing.