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[foolishwren]

STORYBITS: THE DRABBLENING

Over time I've accumulated a lot of random Route-verse or generally Heather-based drabbles! Here's a post compiling them all in one place. See comments for the stories!

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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

[foolishwren]

5. Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

_{Prompt: "Five times Heather bro-fought with Liquid and lost horribly. One time she won." (EN ROUTE, unfinished)}

1. Goldenrod City was a loud place to begin with. Add the big festival currently going on to that everyday city bustle and you had a very noisy place. So it was really saying something that people were actually turning away from the various foodstands and games in order to look at them as they approached.
"LIQUID! Put me DOWN, you big ASSHOLE!"
Beating her fists on the man's broad, muscular back, Heather squirmed in his grip, trying to writhe over his shoulder to freedom. But to no avail. Her voice was high with indignation, much to his amusement.
"Why? You'd just start throwing yourself at me like a juvenile chimpanzee and that's annoying."
"That's because we were SPARRING and we weren't DONE yet, you pansy!"
The smirk on Liquid's face could be rivaled by none. "Well, I felt like a break. Besides, I'm hungry."
"Then put me down and I'll give you a knuckle sandwich right he--EERR!"
Liquid had given his shoulders a huge shrug, purposefully cutting her off in a squeak as she was jostled. "No, I think I shall pass."
"I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll smell boot polish for a month!"
"Right, well, call me when you're big enough to do that. Want me to win you a stuffed animal?"
"SCREW YOU."