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Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2011-10-27 10:35 pm

81. [Video/Action for Ecruteak]

Hey, 'Zilla, you got the 'Gear?

This stuff NEEDS to be documented.

[That's the first thing that can be heard over the feed. When the camera first comes on, a pair of large, familiar reptilian red eyes are blinking down at it. Is it recording...? Oh, okay, recording! Good.]

[Then it zooms out a little, enough to show-- HEY! That's not the Totodile that last hijacked the 'Gear!]

[With newly black-rimmed eyes, a proud red crest, and a new ultra-manly thickened jaw, it would seem that the bratty little Totodile who'd last been seen moping on the network over whether or not he was a good Pokemon... had finally evolved, after a whole year of wanting to stay 'the baby' of the gang. What prompted his choice to finally start growing up?]

[Well, that's a story that'll have to wait till later, because he lets out a satisfied snort at the sight of the red recording light, and then turns it away from himself-- only for the screen to IMMEDIATELY be filled with a grotesquely-detailed rubber Mightyena mask, snarling and sporting a wild mane of black hair over the top!]


RAAAARRLLGGHHBLAAARG!

[... Oh wait. The black hair is just Heather.]

[She yanks the mask off, grinning widely.]


I can't even handle all these epically cheesy costumes, man. Some things really ARE universal.

[The camera shifts a little-- it's from a much higher vantage-point than normal now, considering all the previous times the camera-croc's been the one filming, it's been from a vantage point on the FLOOR unless he was able to persuade Honey the Butterfree to carry him-- and it becomes apparent that they're in a costume store. There's rack after rack of jumbled costumes everywhere-- looks like it's already been pretty thoroughly ransacked by local kids, but there's still plenty of stuff left. It's just... everywhere.]

[Hanging the mask back up, Heather bends down to start picking through the other odds and ends, which range from cheesy and cheap-looking to actually fairly interesting.]


Maybe this time around, we'll actually get to ENJOY the holiday instead of spend the whole time running away from rips in the fabric of space and time...



[OOC: Action for anybody in Ecruteak, obviously! Feel free to assume your character is already in the shop, Heather will gladly harass them to try on stupid costume crap with her. Also feel free to address the camera-croc.]
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[sorry, he's just ... gonna get a bit defensive at this.] The G-Gnomes didn't find a good time to fit a lesson in on unimportant holidays.

Why do people dress up? What's the point?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-05 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is superboy we're talking about....]

So... it's basically a meaningless holiday now?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
So this holiday holds a different meaning to everyone? What's it mean to you then?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-06 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Candy? What's candy got to do with anything?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-06 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So they just hand it out to you? As long as you're dressed up?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-11 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[oh sweet jegus why is this holiday so confusing...] If? What are they gonna do if they don't do their part? Something else?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-11 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[he quirks his eyebrows.] What?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-13 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So-- you can just destroy their house all because they won't give you candy?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-13 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
And you do this with friends?
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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-11-13 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's supposed to be fun?