foolishwren | 84. FOURTH WALL video/action/whatever. GO NUTS. Backdated a little to the morning.

_{[Another day, another long shift at work. Heather doesn't really mind, though. It's one hell of a difference between the hectic stress of the job in the department store that she had last year. What a difference having SANE bosses can make, even if the job is more boring.]

[As the morning sun creeps higher behind the snowclouds and lights up the powder drifting down from the sky, Heather is seated at one of the stools behind the counter in the diner where she now works, and is making herself incredibly useful by balancing all the salt-shakers she can find on top of one another.]

[And then putting all those little sealed packets of sliced cheese she can find on top of THOSE.]

[It's a quiet morning, okay? Leave her alone!]

[Needless to say, one of the owners of the diner-- an old married couple-- spots his newest employee working on the Leaning Tower of Cheesa and just sort of shakes his head, sighing. Kids these days.]}

Miss Mason, as much as I hate to stifle the budding artist in you, the soda machines need cleaning.

_{[Heather heaves an enormously-dramatic mock sigh as she gets up.]}

Ugh, finnneeee. You're just jealous of my deeply creative spirit.

You got me. I'm turning green. Dish-soap should be in the back.

_{[Having chill bosses is AWESOME. Heather had decided she liked having bosses she could banter with almost as soon as she got the job. She sticks her tongue out at him as she passes, on her way to the back door. And then she has an idea!]

[Pulling out her 'Gear, she hits the network button.]}

HEY GUYS. Who wants to watch me CLEAN SHIT?

_{[Because clearly if she had to do boring things, it would improve everybody else's lives to watch her do them.]

[But behind her, the boss clears his throat meaningfully, and Heather rolls her eyes.]}

Oh, that's just Danny!

_{[OOC: COME AT ME BROS. Feel free to assume that Heather is elsewhere if you don't feel like dealing with Danny-- 4th Wall is like CRACK: THE EVENT, so I'm happy to stick her wherever.]}

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What the hell are you talking abou-- hey HEY HEY HEY what the FUCK!

Stop it!

_{[DON'T THROW HER DAD AROUND LIKE THAT]

[... EVEN IF HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE HE'S MADE OF LEGOS?]

[what the fuck is happening.]}

hey

catch

[Harry is let go - as he's being swung in Heather's direction, flinging the poor guy at high speed towards her.]

_{[--OH JESUS WHAT THE FU--]

[Heather catches.]

[And then just STANDS there.]

[Holding the stationary, pixelated version of her father.]

[With a look of total combined horror and WTF on her face.]}

[And suddenly, another Harry drops from the ceiling and lands next to Heather. And another. Eventually there is once again a huge pile of things, this time consisting entirely of polygonal Harry's.

Just another day for this Mingebag, really.]

_{[Okay, that does it. That does it. She's dreaming.]

[She's SILENT for a moment or two, a look of frozen outrage on her face.]}

.... Get rid of these.

[He pulls out an odd-looking gun-like device and begins firing blue bolts of light at the Harry pile. Indeed, each bolt hits a different Harry, causing them to be vaporized into non-existence. Soon, the Harry pile is no more.

Though he leaves the one that Heather has alone, just in case. You never know when you might need a Harry for silly shit.]

done

[He starts pivoting to look around, trying to think of something else to do.]

_{[... Well, whoever this ... person is, at least they're cooperative! Heather turns away from him for a moment, because... she has... to do something with this lego-Dad wtf even.]

[Heading over to one of the booths, she sort of... sets him down out of harm's way. Not that she thinks he's real, but-- just. Dude. This is SO weird.]}

... Where the hell did you even come from?

well earlier i was looking through the server list for a good ttt server

when i stumbled across this server

and i was amazed at how many players this one server had

seriously you don't see servers with over three hundred players out of a limit of thirty-two every day you know

much less servers with zero ping

so of course i had to check it out

took forever to download everything but god damn was it worth it

huge map with loads of players and a flawless connection

no limits on anything

it's so fucking wonderful i wish i found it sooner

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