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foolishwren) wrote2011-12-23 12:28 am
foolishwren) wrote2011-12-23 12:28 am
Entry tags:
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *professor layton: clive dove,
- *silent hill: harry mason,
- accidental video,
- all phobias: engage,
- are you afraid of the dark?,
- bad memories,
- brb going on an adventure,
- burned tower,
- cujo,
- dad this is totally safe trust me,
- dammit cooj,
- don't do this at home,
- ecruteak city,
- epic fail,
- faceplanting imminent,
- fucking fuckity fuck,
- growlithe,
- i've got a bad feeling about this,
- ic,
- magmar,
- notto dissu shitto agen,
- trapped by irony plz send help,
- video,
- what is this i don't even,
- who's that pokemon?!
85. [Accidental Video]
[The shaggy, retreating backside of a panting Growlithe trotting through the snow and a view of worn, upside-down brown boots tromping along hurriedly after him is the first thing to greet the screen. Accompanying the hurried crunch-squeak of footsteps through good fresh snow is Heather's aggravated voice.]
COOJ!
Cujo!
Come on, it's COLD! Don't pull this. I will skin y-- COOJ!
[The 'Gear probably bumped against her leg or something and came on by accident-- cue SHAKYCAM dog chase! Up ahead, Cujo stops briefly and whirls gleefully in the snow to face his trainer. Instantly the cause of his flight is seen-- he's got one of her gloves in his mouth and clearly decided that now would be a great time to play Keepaway. He pauses briefly with his rump in the air and tail wagging slowly-- only to turn tail and go gallumphing off through the snow again as soon as Heather (and the camera) get close enough to try and make a grab.]
[Heather curses viciously under her breath and the chase begins again, complete with hollered threats.]
[... But eventually the angry yells of 'I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A TIGER-SKIN RUG AND THEN HENRY WILL SLEEP ON YOU' trail off and are replaced by a brief, uncertain silence, followed by an alarmed-sounding tone.]
Wh-- Cooj-- ... No.
[The motion had stopped briefly, but it quickly picks up again as Heather breaks into a sprint.]
Nononononononono COOJ! Don't!
[In the midst of all the shakiness, the 'Gear shifts just long enough to show what Heather is apparently so upset about-- and that is Cujo's creamy tail far ahead disappearing into a building-- a hulking, charred, broken building. The Burned Tower. Or what was left of it, anyway...]
[Out of breath, Heather pauses when she reaches the slight plateau the tower's foundations sit on, briefly wheeling to look back down the hill at the town below, then back at the dark entrance. Waffling between going in or just yelling for Cujo at the doorway.]
... God dammit... COOJ!
[She steps through the doorway and into the dark interior of the building. Now that the camera's not shaking all over the place, she's holding it up for the sake of illumination, turning slowly in place to take in the charred walls around her. There's shafts of light cutting through the broken areas up top, and snowflakes drift down in the breeze like ashes.]
... God this place is creepy... My kingdom for a flashlight... Cuuuujoooo... c'mon, boy, where are you?
[The wood creaks underfoot as she steps forward. The place has that eerie silence that only ruined places have, and is it sorta freaking Heather out? You bet. Her voice takes on a singsong tone to distract herself from the smell of the burnt wood.]
Cuuujoooooo... if you come out, I'll give you all my leftover beef jerrrkyyyy...
... Or one of Henry's shoooooes?
... C'mon, mutt, I can HEAR you panting somewhere over there, just c'mon ou--
[... And then there is an ominous groan immediately followed by an EXPLOSIVE crackling of wood and a startled holler. The visual is immediately replaced by darkness, and a THUD signals an abrupt meeting with the ground.]
[Accompanied by the pitter-patter of falling splinters and dusty, Heather sits up, coughing and holding up the 'Gear again.]
UGH... hell...
[A bright hole above her (which she apparently just CREATED) swivels into view as she aims the 'Gear upwards. A familiar orange canine head pops into view over the edge of the hole still with the stolen glove in his mouth.]
... I am SO not getting you anything for Christmas.
[There's a hollow thumping noise as his tail whacks against the floor above and Cujo promptly drops the glove down the hole. It hits the screen and bounces off, hitting the floor. Heather reaches out and picks it up, giving it a shake.]
Great. Thanks. That is super helpful. Really.
You're like Lassie.
What would I do without you-- oh crap.
[In the classic tradition of shaky-cam horror movies everywhere, there was a noise somewhere off-camera (a low, crackling rumble of sorts) and immediately the view whipped around-- showing a brief flash of something off in the darkness coming around a corner. Something lizardlike and fiery. Then the feed cuts.]
[ooc: Video responses will take place an hour or so after the feed, from a slightly singed-looking Heather.]
COOJ!
Cujo!
Come on, it's COLD! Don't pull this. I will skin y-- COOJ!
[The 'Gear probably bumped against her leg or something and came on by accident-- cue SHAKYCAM dog chase! Up ahead, Cujo stops briefly and whirls gleefully in the snow to face his trainer. Instantly the cause of his flight is seen-- he's got one of her gloves in his mouth and clearly decided that now would be a great time to play Keepaway. He pauses briefly with his rump in the air and tail wagging slowly-- only to turn tail and go gallumphing off through the snow again as soon as Heather (and the camera) get close enough to try and make a grab.]
[Heather curses viciously under her breath and the chase begins again, complete with hollered threats.]
[... But eventually the angry yells of 'I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A TIGER-SKIN RUG AND THEN HENRY WILL SLEEP ON YOU' trail off and are replaced by a brief, uncertain silence, followed by an alarmed-sounding tone.]
Wh-- Cooj-- ... No.
[The motion had stopped briefly, but it quickly picks up again as Heather breaks into a sprint.]
Nononononononono COOJ! Don't!
[In the midst of all the shakiness, the 'Gear shifts just long enough to show what Heather is apparently so upset about-- and that is Cujo's creamy tail far ahead disappearing into a building-- a hulking, charred, broken building. The Burned Tower. Or what was left of it, anyway...]
[Out of breath, Heather pauses when she reaches the slight plateau the tower's foundations sit on, briefly wheeling to look back down the hill at the town below, then back at the dark entrance. Waffling between going in or just yelling for Cujo at the doorway.]
... God dammit... COOJ!
[She steps through the doorway and into the dark interior of the building. Now that the camera's not shaking all over the place, she's holding it up for the sake of illumination, turning slowly in place to take in the charred walls around her. There's shafts of light cutting through the broken areas up top, and snowflakes drift down in the breeze like ashes.]
... God this place is creepy... My kingdom for a flashlight... Cuuuujoooo... c'mon, boy, where are you?
[The wood creaks underfoot as she steps forward. The place has that eerie silence that only ruined places have, and is it sorta freaking Heather out? You bet. Her voice takes on a singsong tone to distract herself from the smell of the burnt wood.]
Cuuujoooooo... if you come out, I'll give you all my leftover beef jerrrkyyyy...
... Or one of Henry's shoooooes?
... C'mon, mutt, I can HEAR you panting somewhere over there, just c'mon ou--
[... And then there is an ominous groan immediately followed by an EXPLOSIVE crackling of wood and a startled holler. The visual is immediately replaced by darkness, and a THUD signals an abrupt meeting with the ground.]
[Accompanied by the pitter-patter of falling splinters and dusty, Heather sits up, coughing and holding up the 'Gear again.]
UGH... hell...
[A bright hole above her (which she apparently just CREATED) swivels into view as she aims the 'Gear upwards. A familiar orange canine head pops into view over the edge of the hole still with the stolen glove in his mouth.]
... I am SO not getting you anything for Christmas.
[There's a hollow thumping noise as his tail whacks against the floor above and Cujo promptly drops the glove down the hole. It hits the screen and bounces off, hitting the floor. Heather reaches out and picks it up, giving it a shake.]
Great. Thanks. That is super helpful. Really.
You're like Lassie.
What would I do without you-- oh crap.
[In the classic tradition of shaky-cam horror movies everywhere, there was a noise somewhere off-camera (a low, crackling rumble of sorts) and immediately the view whipped around-- showing a brief flash of something off in the darkness coming around a corner. Something lizardlike and fiery. Then the feed cuts.]
[ooc: Video responses will take place an hour or so after the feed, from a slightly singed-looking Heather.]
[Video]
[... She holds up an ash-covered Pokeball.]
I caught a new Pokemon?
[Video]
And?
[Video]
[Video]
[Video]
... I sent 'Zilla out first and he blocked it, though! ... Most of it!
[Video]
[Face in hands. Just. Face in hands.]
[Video] ROFL THAT ICON
Yeah!
So-- you know... all's well that ends well!
Right?
[Video] JUST FOR YOU
Yeah. Sure. Just... do not do that again.
[Video]
[FOR ONCE, she'll go along with an order willingly. Because she has noooo desire to head back into the Burned Tower for any reason.]
Next time I'll just send Arty in to drag him back if Cooj goes running in there again.
[Video]
[He makes a face.]
Send... who in?
[Video]
[She pauses, fiddling with something off-camera, and then there's the tell-tale sound and flash of a Pokeball splitting open, and the camera directs down at the snow, where a newly-released and indignant-looking Furret stands.]
That's Arty.
[The Furret's thick coat slowly grows in volume as the grumpy beast expresses its disapproval at being let out into the snow, cat-style. GRRR HEATHER YOU KNOW I HATE SNOW. >8(]
[Video]
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[... Which of course he immediately does, because he has no concept of personal space. The Furret immediately pins her ears and swats at his nose and he scuttles away.]
See?
[Video]
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C'mon, don't yours do funny stuff sometimes?
[Video]
Just do not... make them do it.
[Video]
Arty's just a sourpuss, and Cooj is dumb enough to bother her. Look, here he comes again.
[And the fire dog, either forgetting that he was just bopped in the face or just not really caring, comes frolicking back up to the Furret, whose lashing tail says it all.]
[Video]
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[Cujo promptly gets another smack on the nose from the angry ferret Pokemon and wheels away again through the snow.]
[Video]
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But it'd explain a lot if it did.
[Video]
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He's happy the way he is, so I just let him be.
[Around that point, Cujo promptly runs sideways into a tree while bounding giddily away from Arty, and winds up showered in snow knocked down from the higher branches. He stands there stock-still for a moment, completely bewildered.]
... For better or for worse.
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