foolishwren: do you guys think you can keep the fucking onceler from manifesting like the staypuft marshmallow man for half an hour (ok look i need to go do the dishes)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2012-12-02 05:51 pm

99. [Text/Action for travel group]

[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]

[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]

[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS. Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]

[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]

[A text with a request.]



SUP PEOPLE

I have a mission for all of you


send me funny shit

any funny shit

I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something

1 2 3 GO
failures: (✎ yo)

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[personal profile] failures 2012-12-18 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I don't get called pretty cool very often.

[Is anyone surprised by that though, Larry.]
failures: (✎ totally smooth)

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[personal profile] failures 2012-12-19 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
The best time of year!

This might sound kind of out of nowhere, but how are you these days? We haven't really talked lately.
failures: (teenage angst)

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[personal profile] failures 2012-12-21 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...

[He pauses writing the text for a moment. Should he ask for more details?]

Well, whatever is getting you down, I'm sure it'll work out just like you said. You've bounced back before.
Edited 2012-12-21 03:44 (UTC)
failures: (totally innocent)

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[personal profile] failures 2012-12-27 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
No prob! We should really try to keep in touch more in the future though. I miss talking about the crazy stuff we've gotten into.