foolishwren: do you guys think you can keep the fucking onceler from manifesting like the staypuft marshmallow man for half an hour (ok look i need to go do the dishes)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2012-12-02 05:51 pm

99. [Text/Action for travel group]

[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]

[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]

[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS. Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]

[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]

[A text with a request.]



SUP PEOPLE

I have a mission for all of you


send me funny shit

any funny shit

I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something

1 2 3 GO
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[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-12-18 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Both of you, knock it off.

James, stop being an insufferable jerk and speak plainly for once in your life. And before you start to bite my head off, no I'm not going to call you Liquid.

Heather, don't provoke him because believe me, that's a losing battle no matter how you do it.
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[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-12-18 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Relax. The two of you could probably shout at each other until the sun burns out, and considering you're the sensible one here I'm asking you to stop poking the angry snake.
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[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-12-18 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
He does that. Be the bigger man, metaphorically speaking.
liquidation: (Disobedience is man's original virtue)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-18 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
How am I at fault for the fact that she acts like a petulant child!