foolishwren | 101. [Text] (backdated to the 23rd)

okay listen up you weedles, I was going through a bunch of old photos stored on this thing and found this one I forgot about from like idk a few months ago or maybe a year or something

it's starter appreciation day so it seemed appropriate to just say a few words or something about that ugly orange thing in the picture with me

okay so first of all
i hate dogs
like
i fuckin HATE them, okay. I always have
I also hate FIRE
Fire and dogs are basically like the top two things on my hate list
so when you take that into account, Cujo the Growlithe is essentially an overlapping circle graph of everything i hate



needless to say, when they gave me HIM on top of all the interdimensional kidnapping and shit it basically felt like this:



except he was some kinda huge mutation or something 
so
i mean
really




like seriously let's take a look at this majestic animal



unlike that other picture, nothing in this one is an exaggeration everything you see is the bare naked truth, like speaking of naked i have no idea how he loses so much hair (on me) every single day and yet still looks like the unholy baby of a tiger and a dusty bunny that lives on the cutting-room floor of a Muppet movie

so yea what I'm trying to say is that i was SUPER DUPER THRILLED at being told i was going to have to go on a magical adventure with this thing. like it'd be one thing if he minded his own business and stayed away from me but



what made it even worse is the fact that i am pretty sure this dog has like two fucking brain cells, i don't think dogs are supposed to be like this



anyway i would draw more of the retarded stuff he does but i think you get the general idea. he is basically the stupidest thing on the planet

so it probably goes without saying that for a long time i basically hated him. he was always up in my space and as i said before, i fuckin hate dogs. his hair got all over my clothes. he was heavy and knocked me down and chewed on my shoes and constantly ran away and got me in trouble because he knocked OTHER people down and chewed on THEIR shoes and to top it all off he'd light things on fucking fire



so what you're all probably thinking is, wow, she clearly hates this poor animal, so was that picture at the beginning photoshopped at something

i'm not even actually sure if they have photoshop here but the answer is NO

you see, after a few months of just generally trying to ignore him, some shit happened and i learned something
despite the colossal asshole i'd been, he stuck with me and protected me anyway. like seriously i was pretty much the most gigantic douchenozzle towards him but he was basically too stupid and nice to care, and things like that deserve someone who actually treats them decent

because seriously i probably would have died if it weren't for him

so yeah uh three years later, here we are

love ya, you stupid stinky dog




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Who says you have to settle down? Sometimes it's good to just have a place you can stay when you're not traveling. For me, it doubles as a business.

A business completely geared towards becoming stronger as a trainer, too. Can't really fault you for wanting to go a little bit further.

And that's fair enough. I use Quake because he gives me an edge in battle, and I'd rather not start from scratch with another Gible. If he became too unruly, though, I'd swap him out until he got his act together.

a business, huh

_{[She's never thought about the training center too much. But it's an idea, that's for sure.]}

 I guess i can see the sense in that

but yeah i dunno if mine would even help in battle much

Slightly's a Gengar and idk what i'd even use a ghost for even if he wasn't a total buttmunch

A "buttmouth", huh? What'd he do to earn that kind of title?

well he hijacks the Gear to call random people on the network "sluts" and eats the cream centers out of all the Lucoreo cookies i buy, for starters

...Maybe I shouldn't be surprised. Ghost types are pretty notorious for being downright obnoxious.

yeah, hence why i can't stand them

the only reason i let that guy out of the box at all is because i'm too much of a damn softie to leave anything in there forever

but i swear to god if i catch him rubbing his butt on my towel ONE MORE TIME i may start to reconsider my position

...Yikes, and Gengar are made out of gas, too. I'd hate to have to wash one of those towels.

Ever thought about finding a behavioral coach? Using negative reinforcement? Sometimes you've gotta give them the right push to curb their mean streaks.

[Or sometimes they're just a lost cause. Some of his 'mons are more like that.]

more like some unholy combination of gas and gummy candy

i punch him in the face sometimes but it's like punching silly putty

that can occasionally turn intangible

Yeah, there's not much we can do about restraining ghosts. Punching, kicking, grabbing... What's it even matter to them? They can slip straight through us.

Basically.

I mean he doesn't LIKE being punched in te face

but it doesn't like actually discourage him much

Got any dark types that can keep him in check? Sometimes you've gotta give them tough love.

Though I guess in this case it'd be minus the love.

yeah i have an absol

she does a pretty good job tbh but i don't think he takes her very seriously

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