How the fuck did you control the damn thing, then?

[Eridan wouldn't be able to ride a bird or anything at all if he wasn't somehow in control. Cuz, man, he just can't rely on the volition of something else to keep him safe, that just goes against most of his natural troll instincts.]

Oh... Well, if it ain't a danger, then what's the fuckin' issue here? Just get on it and ride.

[Eridan is completely unaware of these Alessa problems man, and even if he did know, he'd probably tell her to suck it up anyways.]