105. FOURTH WALL POST [Action for Saffron City, anywhere in Saffron City! Video's okay too]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[You know what?]

[Heather's not even sure why she TRIES anymore.]





[So done. So done.]</sub>


Here we go again.


... Yes, Cooj, I still love you.

Just not right now.

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[haveanicetragedy]

[All is fair when you're the one making the rules.]

I donno.

[He makes it sound as innocent and genuine as possible, but it doesn't take a genius to figure it's neither.]

Maybe he could go home. Back to, y'know, being dead.

[Just a thought.]

[foolishwren]

_{[The look she's giving him could turn evergreens crispy and brown.]}

So what's your game?

You threaten my father so that I'll go kill some people for your amusement? Is it a Saw sort of thing where I'll have to jump over pits with spikes in them or shove my hand into vats of hypodermic needles?

And you'll sit around and jerk yourself off or something?

[haveanicetragedy]

You sure are bloodthirsty one, Header.

[Says who.]

I carrot guarantee that nobunny will die, but that's not the point of the Nonary Game! ... Not the main one, anyway.

[Because that's so reassuring, isn't it?]

The goal is to find the door 9! You'll have exactly 9 hours for that, since you'd probably slack off otherwise.

[foolishwren]

Where I come from, you have to be.

_{[It's not entirely true... you could survive Silent Hill without having an inner lust for blood. Her father is proof of that. ... But as unpleasant as it is to admit, it's how she managed to live through it.]}

So it's some shitty edgy gameshow where people might die.

Fantastic.

Is there a reason you want ME to do this, asshole?

[haveanicetragedy]

If tailing yourself that makes you feel better then sure, be my guest.

[The bunny shrugs. Really, even if somebody does end up dying, it's no skin off his nose anyway.]

It's nothing personal! Actually, you should think of it as a privilege. You've been chosen by Zero.

[foolishwren]

A privilege usually implies that I get something worthwhile.

Your attention doesn't seem particularly helpful, so maybe you'd better find another word.

[haveanicetragedy]

What, you think the lives of you, your daddy and friends aren't "worthwhile"?

[He lets out a small gasp.]

Your heart must be made of stone!

[foolishwren]

You telling me that you won't kill my family and friends if I do as you say isn't a privilege, it's blackmail.

Pull all the bullshit you want but have the balls to call it what it is.

[haveanicetragedy]

Your millage may vary.

[And her feelings on the matter aren't of particular concern to him.]

Shouldn't you be hopping off now? You don't have the whole day to waste!

[foolishwren]

You need to tell me what I'm looking for, besides a door. There's millions of doors in this city.

[haveanicetragedy]

Are you deaf? I told you, door 9. It'll have huge "9" written on it. Kinda hard to miss, don'tcha think?

Assuming you can find it in the first place.