108. [Video/Action for Mahogany]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[There's been a lot of people leaving lately.]

[Which means a lot of Pokemon left behind.]



[Today's video is brief. Like maybe six seconds long, and it starts outside the PokeMart in Mahogany Town. You know, where delivery people sometimes show up with mail too big to be sent through the PC. Someone else is holding the camera-- possibly Henry.]

[There, sitting right down there in the dirt, is Heather.]


[Surrounded by approximately five million Mightyena.]

[... Okay, more like six.]</sub>





WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE DOGS?!!


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[sifukatara]

...?! [HOLY CRAP.] Um... good luck...?

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[foolishwren]

_{[Yeah, she's just kind of... wailing.]}

I don't even know what to do with all the dogs I've already GOT, much less six MORE! I can't even tell 'em APART!

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[brokenmemories]

[This should be something Misaki would laugh at but too unhappy to smile.]

[Not too unhappy to crack a joke though.]

Looks like Christmas came early for you.

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[foolishwren]

_{[Heather might have picked up on that-- if she weren't too busy lamenting her own situation, anyway.]}

CHRISTMAS?

More like-- more like FAIL DAY!

LOOK at these things!

_{[There's a sloppy red tongue licking her ear-- to her credit, she's too busy freaking out about things in general to specifically freak out about that.]}

[Video]

[radeonthecity]

Teach them to attack things!

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[foolishwren]

They already know how to attack things! They're attacking ME!

_{[... And by 'attacking' she means there's one licking the side of her face and another has its butt on her shoulders, but there you go.]}

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[doitrockapella]

So that's where Harry's dogs went.

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[foolishwren]

CARMEN HELP




I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE THIS MANY DOGS


I'M HAVING A DOG CRISIS HERE

_{[HARRY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]}

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[show_my_cannons]

Do as other humans do.

Pray.

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[foolishwren]

I'm NOT exactly the praying sort.

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[paladinlost]

...Different colored collars would be an excellent start. I think they'd appreciate being petted, too.

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[foolishwren]

Different collars. Right.

_{[She sounds a little dazed.]}

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[lieutenantantichrist]

[That's a lot of dogs.]

Hitch them to a sled and try to win the Iditarod?

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[foolishwren]

That's what their old trainer did, but I'm no sledder!

_{[She MISSES Harry-- she really DOES-- but did he really have to do this]}

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[colorsofthewind]

[ Talim actually has to stop walking when she comes across the scene. ]

Oh. Um. Do you need help?

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[foolishwren]

_{[She's just sort of. Sitting there. In her giant pile of dogs.]}

.... Huh?

_{[She sounds lost and confused, so... yeah. :I Probably.]}

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[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Henry is standing by, keeping his distance, and just kind of...quietly smiling.]

[Because he is a horrible shit of a brother.]</sub>

At least they didn't come out of your sports bag.

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[foolishwren]

Shut up, Henry.

Just.

Shut up.

_{[THIS IS A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE THAT THE OWLPOCALYPSE.]}

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[eclectictype]

Oh my god...

[Wait for it--]

So many dogs!

[WHY DOES SHE LOOK DELIGHTED, JADE, PLEASE STOP.]

--Wait, wait, I've got this--you tell them all to sit and stay, right? Then you call one of their names one by one and see if any of them respond to it! When you have them all in order, then maybe you can get them back in their Pokeballs and put them in the PC. I mean, unless you wanna keep one.

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Oh god. It's the dog girl again. This time, Heather isn't secretly fond of the animal she's ranting about.]

[Still, through gritted teeth, she shouts:]</sub>

Sit! SIT! Argh!

_{[... Yeah, it. It doesn't really work. Heather's commanding presence is sort of gone when she's sitting on the ground with dogs all over her. They do SIT... it's just... ON her.]}

[necessaryrisks]

[... Uh.] Why exactly do you have so many of them?

[foolishwren]

Because I desperately wanted a reason to kill myself and there was a sale at the dog store.

Because someone LEFT me with them, duh.

_{[... Yeah, she's sort of a grouch about this kind of thing.]}

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[pinnedbangs]

[Have one more puppy staring at you though the pokegear, Heather. It's a cute puppy, really. In fact, it is Poochyena! Doesn't that make you feel better?

No?

Well, Poochy is happy to see so many Mightyena! She's yipping and bouncing in front of the screen. The gear has been propped up against a tree, courtesy of Rin Okumura, who happens to be sitting not to far behind Poochy. He's glancing at the gear on occasion, but he's focused on making an edible meal with what he's got. But there's a smile on his face.

Those dogs just looked so gosh darn happy - and Poochy was beside herself with joy. How could he not smile?]

They look awesome. How 'bout you get 'em all toys so they won't nip at you? [The advice he got from everyone else really worked really well SO HE MUST SPREAD SUCH GREAT AND MYSTIC WORDS.]

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Heather is basically immune to puppies, no matter how adorable. :c]

[The Mightyena aren't, though! They crowd around the camera, tails all a-wag and tongues lolling out happily. Somewhere behind them, a disgruntled Heather looks dully at the screen.]</sub>

Don't you think that'd just make them more rambunctious...?

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[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[Possibly standing a little to the side of the dogs.]

Are you alright Heather?

[He can find a stick or something/Silent Hill reflexes are coming back.]

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[foolishwren]

_{[Good luck with that, Harry. Sooner or later they'll notice you. And then the lickening will begin.]}

UGH.... yeah... MOSTLY...

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[wontturntostone]

Perhaps you should train them to do some sort of act.

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[foolishwren]

Good idea.

Maybe a disappearing act.