114. Fourth Wall Post [VIDEO/ACTION FOR ANYWHERE]

[foolishwren]

.... Yeah.

Yeah, you're in the complete wrong region.

Mount Moon's in Kanto.

_{[Heather huffs out a sigh and takes hold of Cujo's mane as the wayward Grey and his weird spacedog head back to their spaceship, which had landed conveniently on top of one of the Pokemon Centers, barely even remarkable in the middle of all the other chaos that's happening.]}

Man, at this point, the only thing that could surprise me on weekends like this are things staying normal.

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[fourwayconnection]

Wait, aliens really do look like that? With the grey heads and everything? Aw man.

[#priorities]

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[foolishwren]

Well, I mean, he had a spaceship. I just sort of assumed he was an alien.

I wasn't about to ask.

_{[YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE IF THEY'RE AN ALIEN.]}

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[fourwayconnection]

Seriously? I mean, I know it's super easy to get desensitized to this stuff, but you weren't even a little curious?

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[foolishwren]

Honestly, I think I was numb before I ever got to this place.

Which is good, 'cuz if I wasn't, I'dve suffered at least four massive heart attacks by now.

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[fourwayconnection]

Yeah, you should avoid that. I hear it leads to being dead.

What do you think that dude is even going to do at Mount Moon?

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[foolishwren]

NO IDEA, and I'd rather not find out.

Hopefully not any abductions.

... Though I have heard of like, run of the mill kidnappers using puppies to lure kids in.

_{[A pause.]}


.... Well, shit.

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[fourwayconnection]

[HOLY SHIT]

Yo, go after him!! You just let a kidnapper on the loose!

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[foolishwren]

Dude, the guy was in a spaceship! I can't just up and go to another region! He'll probably have kidnapped like a hundred people by the time I get there!

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[fourwayconnection]

Sure you can! C'mon, there has to be some sort of Pokemon that can catch up to a spaceship! I mean, we have sentient rocks, no one can tell me there isn't something.

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[foolishwren]

Well, yeah, I'm sure there is, but whatever it is, I sure don't own one!

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[fourwayconnection]

So we're just gonna let a creepy alien kidnapper go?

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[foolishwren]

Are you in Kanto? Can you call the Kanto police?

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[fourwayconnection]

No, but there has to be some sorta way to get in contact with them, right?

...Do you think they'd believe us if we said an alien was kidnapping people?

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[foolishwren]

..... Well I think at this point it's not a matter of believing, it's a matter of would they even give a shit.

<sub>[In the background, a brightly colored schoolbus literally flies past. There's a woman with frizzy hair and a Kecleon driving it.]

[Several Officer Jennies follow.]

[They look stressed-out.]</sub>

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[fourwayconnection]

[...He is going to give new respect to the cops in this world, he swears.]

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[fourwayconnection]

Alright, how about we both get a phone book and call them together? Maybe two reports of creepy kidnapping aliens with dogs will be better than one.

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[foolishwren]

Okay. Fair enough.

Assuming they've got anyone on duty to even pick up.

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[fourwayconnection]

Fingers crossed, right? They have to have someone at the phones, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to not have anybody, right?

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[foolishwren]

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to let a Kecleon drive a flying bus, but that's obviously not stopping anybody on weekends like this.