Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2014-07-09 08:50 pm
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116. [Video/Action for Lake of Rage]
[It's been a few weeks since Heather's terse text post regarding her father-- hardly the longest period of time she's gone in between network posts, but she certainly hasn't been overly talkative.]
[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]
[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]
[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]
[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]
[Then the hands let it fly.]
[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]
HEATHER!!
[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]
[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]
[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]
[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]
[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]
[Then the hands let it fly.]
[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]
HEATHER!!
[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]
[action]
[He picks out a snorkel fashioned after a Poke'Flute and checks the price. It's not too bad. Then he sees it. A plastic package hanging just above them has a photo stapled to the top of the abomination inside--it is the worst inflatable Lapras to ever be manufactured in the history of pokemon kind. It has giant googly eyes, ears like a Clefable, and the shell is spotted. Clearly an Orange Islands bootleg.]
[He drops the snorkel.]
We're getting that Lapras.
[action]
Fine, then take this Totodile one and I'll take the Growlithe one so you can match. Jeez, you're pi--
[And then she saw what he saw.]
... Yes.
We are.
[action]
I'm buying this. With my own money.
[AND THEN HE FAST-WALKS AWAY before anyone else can steal his prize.]
[action]
[She watches him go-- then rolls her eyes. She'll catch up with him later.]