116. [Video/Action for Lake of Rage]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[It's been a few weeks since Heather's terse text post regarding her father-- hardly the longest period of time she's gone in between network posts, but she certainly hasn't been overly talkative.]

[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]

[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]

[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]

[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]








[Then the hands let it fly.]


[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]</sub>


HEATHER!!


_{[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]}

Comments

[video]

[foolishwren]

Well, you know what they say.

'Be the change you want to see.'

Go forth and sling Speedos. You have my blessing.

[video]

[captainash]

A tempting thought, but I know deep within my heart that I could never match a master such as you.

...Now, if we were talking about throwing very huggy and smoochy Dittos instead...

[video]

[foolishwren]

... Eugh, and you criticize me for throwing something that's been tried on a few times?

_{[YEAH SHE KNOWS THE DITTO'S REPUTATION WHEN IT COMES TO BREEDING.]}

[video]

[captainash]

I'll have you know that for all its hugginess and smoochiness, my Ditto is as pure as untouched snow.

[As far as he knows.]

...Besides, the Speedo just falls off once it hits its target. The Ditto? You can get an extra minute of flailing and struggling, guaranteed. More bang for the buck, and all that.

[video]

[foolishwren]

... Okay, I'll admit it.

You make a compelling case.

[video]

[captainash]

Making compelling cases is my specialty.

[Too bad it never works with his father, though.]

Especially when I get to visualize them first.