Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2014-07-09 08:50 pm
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116. [Video/Action for Lake of Rage]
[It's been a few weeks since Heather's terse text post regarding her father-- hardly the longest period of time she's gone in between network posts, but she certainly hasn't been overly talkative.]
[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]
[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]
[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]
[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]
[Then the hands let it fly.]
[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]
HEATHER!!
[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]
[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]
[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]
[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]
[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]
[Then the hands let it fly.]
[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]
HEATHER!!
[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]
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Pretty sure if I went that skimpy, someone'd look at me and just start melting like those Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I'm gonna spare everybody that horror and just wear some swim trunks.
[As much as she thinks some of these suits are adorable, some sacrifices must be made.]
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Badass archaeologist explorer guy played by Harrison Ford?
... It's a movie.
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What year was it released?
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I dunno, the 80's?
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Well jeez.
Sorry, I didn't know.
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I forget, are you guys still communists in the 70's?
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Yeah.
If you ever end up going home, change is on the horizon.
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[Being exiled from your motherland is rough.]
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Jeez.
Sorry.
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It's fine. Probably for the better. I can safely say this place is much more welcoming.
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Honestly, for all the shit wrong with it, this place is pretty much an improvement over most other things.
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There's nothing for me back where I come from either.
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Which I try not to.
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'Cept when people I know disappear.
Then it's kinda hard to.
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[The only person that will upset him with leaving would be Greed. Everyone else is eh.]