foolishwren: *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back* (hey IDIOTS... watch THIS.)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-07-09 08:50 pm

116. [Video/Action for Lake of Rage]

[It's been a few weeks since Heather's terse text post regarding her father-- hardly the longest period of time she's gone in between network posts, but she certainly hasn't been overly talkative.]

[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]

[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]

[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]

[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]








[Then the hands let it fly.]


[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]



HEATHER!!


[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]
sitdownbecider: (Y'see... it's like this.)

[personal profile] sitdownbecider 2014-07-26 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Why don't we just put the whole thing behind us?

What's more important is makin' sure you're feelin' better.
sitdownbecider: (Daydreamin')

[personal profile] sitdownbecider 2014-07-27 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... if you feel like you'd rather do this in person, you can always head down to Azalea. A nice dinner always makes me feel better.
sitdownbecider: (Daydreamin')

[personal profile] sitdownbecider 2014-07-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'll give you a raincheck, then.
sitdownbecider: (Pie in the sky?)

[personal profile] sitdownbecider 2014-08-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
You kiddin'? If I cut ties every time somepony told me t'pound sand, I wouldn't have many friends left.

Part a' friendship is admittin' when you go overboard, an' being able t'forgive those that do.