foolishwren: *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back* (hey IDIOTS... watch THIS.)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-07-09 08:50 pm

116. [Video/Action for Lake of Rage]

[It's been a few weeks since Heather's terse text post regarding her father-- hardly the longest period of time she's gone in between network posts, but she certainly hasn't been overly talkative.]

[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]

[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]

[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]

[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]








[Then the hands let it fly.]


[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]



HEATHER!!


[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]
rocketralph: (pixels: >8/)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2014-08-10 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Ralph recovers and barks out a laugh.]

Gettin' soft already! I knew it!
rocketralph: (some wild animal)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2014-08-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ralph swings out his hands again to block Heather's Fury Swipes but he's not fast enough and she breaks through the gates so to speak. And those little fists hurt!]

Hngg!

[Ralph retreats backwards a step or two and throws a punch of his own at Heather's own middle. Not hard enough to do damage but hard enough to knock her back to her spot.]</sub.
rocketralph: (so i threw him out the window)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2014-08-13 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ralph dusts his hands off and shoots her a grin.]

Not bad! Not bad! With a little practice on something that can't punch you back, you'll be on your way in no time!
rocketralph: (i can find it myself)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2014-08-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He flexes his fingers and puffs out a laugh.]

If you can keep up yours will be too.