foolishwren: Me, a fucking fool: Figures. (tarot reader: I keep getting 'The Fool')
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-07-16 02:18 pm
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foolishwren: "no" (to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 9)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well theoretically if we're both on land at the same time, he should be able to see when I'm moving to avoid stepping in a puddle and not feel like he needs to pick me up to make sure I avoid it.

[GODZILLA'S NEUROTIC ANXIETIES DON'T FOLLOW ANY REAL FORM OF LOGIC, HICCUP.]
berkthorn: (is that the fucking burned tower)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-16 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...What did you do?

[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS LEVEL OF WORRYING.]
foolishwren: im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up. (fuckin.. shut up. Shut up.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
HEY, lose that tone, man!

Godzilla is a neurotic basket-case. I didn't do ANYTHING!
berkthorn: (i don't suppose you'll tell me)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, sorry!

[Not...really, though.]

Have you tried asking him why he's so...like that?
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-21 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... no? I mean, he can't, you know, talk. Or write.

All I know is that after he bit me so hard I had to get stitches he like... had a personality makeover from the personality fairy or something.
berkthorn: (and then the machine does science to it)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-27 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, no, but I mean... Asking a Psychic-type to help out with it.

I think I...kind of get it, if that's the case. I caused a lot of problems for people, back in the day. [And more recent than he was willing to admit.] I wanted to make up for them, but wound up just making more trouble each time. It's hard when all you do is screw up an opportunity.
foolishwren: there's some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head (so i went to Mad At You Island and. um)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-29 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh yeah.

I keep forgetting about that.

I don't have any psychic types... but yeah. You might be onto something, with that description. ... He does kinda overdo things every time he makes a mistake...
berkthorn: (wow that's concerning)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-31 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He just needs more confidence. Go out together and accomplish some things! [He shrugs, a bit of a sarcastic smile curling.] If nothing else, you can take solace in the fact that he hasn't burned down his village multiple times.

Of course, if you want, I could still get Heath...er...

[...Snotlout what did you do.]
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-09-02 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[.....?]

[Heather gives Hiccup an odd look, tilting her head slightly.]

... What? What is it?
berkthorn: (well that's uh different)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-09-02 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather's getting an odd look right back, though Hiccup's not really meaning to.]

Heather? You got to be kidding. [He turns from the camera, frowning as he calls out.] Heather, get over here!
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-09-02 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... You have a Pokemon named Heather?

[Wat.]
berkthorn: (is that a fucking three)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-09-04 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[In reply, Hiccup picks up an Espeon by the scruff of her neck, holding her out in front of the camera like she's going to explode. At the sight of Heather, the other Heather's long ears perk up, and there's a touch of a glow to the jewel on her forehead.]

Please tell me my cousin didn't name this thing after you.
foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-09-08 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't know why he WOULD, but uh.

No clue?

[IRONICALLY THIS IS NOT THE FIRST EEVEE THAT HEATHER'S NAMED AFTER HER, IF SHE TRULY HAD BEEN THE INSPIRATION BEHIND SNOTLOUT'S NAME-CHOICE.]

I don't recall us getting along particularly well.
berkthorn: (blah blah science blah)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-09-10 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, this Heather isn't named after that Heather. Unfortunately, Hiccup doesn't have any way of finding that out even if Snotlout was still around, he'd deny any accusation into oblivion.]

Well, that doesn't mean much, with Snotlout. He used to drive Astrid crazy, but it didn't stop him any. Least he's moved on to Ruffnut, now...

[Though he...really needs to check in on that...love quadrangle situation and see how it's going, whenever he gets back.]

It would definitely make her calling him "Dad" a lot creepier, though.
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-09-12 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeesh.

Well, uh...

At least she's cute?

[A small, lop-eared head pokes into the frame. Zilla has since skulked off in shame, but Cheryl the Eevee has SENSED HER KIN.]
berkthorn: (so i know this great sushi place)

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[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-09-20 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll give her that...

[Heather seems extremely pleased by both the compliment and the HELLO FRIEND going on. As she's moved to be held in a more supportive manner, the Espeon lets out a happy yip! in greeting, eyes glued to the Eevee on the other side of the screen.]

I didn't know you had an Eevee.
foolishwren: no one puts the 'Sam' in 'Good Samaritan' like the spawn of Samael, right? (aw it was nothin'...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-09-23 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, yeah, that's Cheryl... she's a lot, uh, quieter than most of my team, so that's probably why...

[Reaching down, she picks the Eevee up and sets her down in her lap. Her bushy tail is wiggling cheerfully. I'm gonna be purple like you someday!]
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