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[flashover]

[Rin's face turns as white as a sheet when he sees the flowers and the dead squirrel.

She didn't even eat it!!

He stares for a moment, then he shakes his head quickly]

Eh...? W-well... it looks like a present to me! A really thoughtful present! [ahem. He approaches the gift he'd parted with less than an hour ago and reads the tag, as if he didn't know what it already said] From a secret admirer! I think it's kind of sweet.

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[IT COULD HAVE POISON OR LIKE... ROOFIES IN IT!!!!!!]

[Only in this freakin' place would you need to worry about someone slipping you roofies via dead squirrel, but THIS IS THE WORLD THEY LIVE IN NOW.]

[She huffs in exasperation, clearly frustrated that Rin doesn't find this whole thing as alarming as she does.]</sub>

Dude, seriously? It's ME. Someone like me doesn't wind up with secret admirers! Not normal ones!

THIS is... this is a threat. It's gotta be!

No one leaves me shit like this except-- ... augh, never mind!

You gotta help me stake out the building.

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[flashover]

[of course he's not upset!! HE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHAT TO GET HER!! He even got a damn POTTED plant so Henry wouldn't bitch and complain about his "poor, chopped up brethren" or whatever he had said.]

Well... I don't think it's so strange, I mean... [he mumbles something under his breath]

[stake out the.... what?! Is she KIDDING?]

Wait! We don't... have to do that!! What if.... what if I told you... um... that.... I.... I knew... who left it!

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[foolishwren]

_{[Okay, THAT makes her pause, and she stares at Rin with big gold eyes.]}

... You do?

You know who left it?

Who was it?!

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[flashover]

I can't just TELL you!! They... they swore me to secrecy!! I mean, that's the point of a "secret" admirer, isn't it? But I can tell you for sure... it's not a stalker! A stalker would like... send pictures of you taken from bushes and stuff, right? Not a super thoughtful plant and a snack. [Rin why are you blushing. He can feel the heat on his face, so he turns away]

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Poor Rin. He is getting more than he bargained for.]

[Completely disregarding the manticore's blustering, Heather has started to pace, tapping her talons on her chin.]</sub>

If it's someone we both know, that narrows things down... it can't be Ginko, he's like... old... same with Henry...

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[flashover]

[way, way more...]

Why do you have to try an' figure it out? Can't you just let it be what it is?

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[foolishwren]

Oh, come on!

_{[She huffs, gesturing to the flowerpot.]}

You're telling me that if you got a secret admirer letter, YOU wouldn't try to figure out who it was?

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[flashover]

W-well...! I might! A little... but o-obviously, if they're secret, they don't feel comfortable coming forward directly!

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[foolishwren]

Well if they LIKE you, why should they feel uncomfortable? Why sneak around??

_{[... Gee I don't know Heather, MAYBE IN CASE THEY GOT A REACTION LIKE THIS?]}

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[flashover]

Uh... well... You know. Maybe because sometimes people react like this?

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[foolishwren]

W- well-- I'm reacting because of the anonymity! If someone handed me something like this to my FACE, well-- I'd still be a little freaked, but I wouldn't be SUPER freaked!

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[flashover]

[Rin just sighs. This turned out just... terribly.]

Well, for what it's worth, I don't smell anything off about the squirrel, so it's safe to eat. Just try and relax, huh?

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[foolishwren]

_{[You couldn't have known, Rin.]}

Don't tell me to relax!

_{[PUFF PUFF PUFF.]}

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[flashover]

!! I uh!! I didn't mean anything by it. Just like... you know... for your blood pressure. And stuff.