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[foolishwren]

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<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

nope its still fuckin weird for a tree to live in a tree

sorry

not sorry

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

it happens literally all the time in nature

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

wtf no it doesnt

i have never seen that happen ever in my life

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

i'll bet you fifty dollars im right

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

i dont have 50 dollars but u kno what sure

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

<sub>[For a while there is no reply. But then, a grainy .JPEG of a picture of an open encyclopedia comes through.]

[It is open on an article on mistletoe and how it commonly grows in apple trees from seeds dropped by birds.]</sub>

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

what the fuck

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

<sub>[GIT READY HEATHER. HERE COMES ANOTHER BLURRY ASS PICTURE.]

[It's of a common jungle creeper vine drawing all its moisture from the tree it's living on.]</sub>

that will be fifty dollars

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

i told u i dont have 50 dollers




also man what the fuck thats like parasitic stuff

i thought u said the tree was ur friend

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

yea me neither

it is!! i asked!!

i will introduce you she is cool

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

henry u r talking about a tree

<Shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

yes?

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

should i start w/ the part where you are offering 2 introduce me 2 a tree, the part where the tree is 'cool', or the part where the tree has a gender

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

what are u afraid of

taht she'll be cooler than you??

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

well i already kno shes cooler than YOU

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

to be fair that isnt hard

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

as this entire conversation has shown

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

i messaged you to make sure you were ok and this is the thanks i get

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

ur a dweeb

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

brat