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[solperierat]

Ed groans and drags his hands down his face, tail flopping back and forth behind him. He's not getting out of this, he's just gotta accept his fate.

"...at that dumb party when my group started changing. Ran across him in the woods nearby, he helped me out a bit."

[foolishwren]

"Holy shit, really? You've known him as long as you've known ME?"

SMALL FUCKING WORLD.

She can't believe this is the first she's heard of this.

"And you like him???"

[solperierat]

"Why are you so hung up on that part? Am I not allowed to find people attractive or something?!"

He will very stubbornly miss the point until the end of time. Just fucking watch him.

[foolishwren]

"Are you kidding me? This explains so much."

She's amazed she didn't see it before.

The goat is gay.

So gay.

The gayest.

[solperierat]

Excuse you??? Have a pissy goat stomping in your direction, Heather!

"What the hell do you mean by that?!"

[foolishwren]

"Oh, come on! There's always ladies dancing with their tits all over the place after midnight, and while all the other dipshits working for Greed are hooting and hollering, you're off ignoring it. Without fail. I thought you were just a prude."

She puts her talons on her hips, inordinately pleased with herself.