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It's being thrown by Kimbley at the Devil's Nest, I don't think 'classy' is the appropriate adjective.

I don't even know what I want! All this fuss...everyone wants to make such a fuss over it. People get married all of the time, how many parties does one need for a single event?

OH that guy

what the fuck that guy couldnt throw a party if it was happening in his own ass

'That guy' happens to be my closest friend. Who very kindly offered to throw me a party so I could experience all the things a normal bride experiences.

He's also a terrible person, so I can't fault you for not being a fan. But he's MY terrible person.

And you see why I've come to you for help.

...

_{[That's all she says until Lust clarifies that she is, in fact, aware that Kimbley is a terrible person.]

[But she can't help but add--]}

i tolerate him because the boss likes him and what he says goes. but if i was in charge i wouldnt let any fourthies within a hundred feet of the nest after what they did to it

but w/e

i can help w/ music if u want

thats my specialty

put me on a stage and i can make sure everybody has a good time

musically

nt the other thing

if i did that then the party would end in flames and probably mobs with pitchforks

People do foolish things in the names of their gods, it's human nature. And we have the benefit of knowing with certainty our gods exist, and reward those who worship them and act in their name. He's actually quite fun, once you get to know him. I used to hate him.

I'll take any help that I can get. All of this...it's honestly been a bit overwhelming. I found myself cursing in earnest a vase of decorative flowers yesterday.

I'd prefer no flames or pitchforks.

yea well i knew god was real back home and that didnt stop me from aiming a shotgun right in its face and pulling the trigger so

_{[Enough of that. It's party time.]}

ill stick to music

nobody wants 2 see a naked bird

Oh, I'm sure you'd be surprised.
There's an audience for every show, no matter how unlikely.

Not that I'm suggesting you deviate from your plan of sticking to music.
I like jazz.

uve met me in person, u know that aint true hahaha

jazz should b fine

some of the stuff played around the nest in general is p jazzy

And I'm a professional, I know what I'm talking about. You have a scruffy sort of charm.

Greed DOES have good taste.

_{[THERE'S KIND OF A LONG PAUSE.]

[Heather doesn't think anyone has ever actually told her she has 'charm' before. At least not without being slightly sarcastic. Especially since she's been... anything but charming lately.]

[And maybe the naga IS being sarcastic, it's kind of hard to tell in text.]

[IN THE END... Heather can't take a goddamn compliment to save her life. She opts to ignore it because what else is she gonna do.]}

he tries 2 hide it under thrift store trash but every so often it rears its ugly head lol

His personal style is certainly...unique, I'll agree. But he has quite the eye.

He gave me the loveliest necklace, the last time I saw him.

yea for a guy named greed hes actually rly generous

dont tell him i said that tho hed probably get mad lol

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