Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2014-07-26 12:18 pm
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i guess its more like a club
<TheAvatar>
i mean i pretty much HAVE to check it out now
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altho im sure plenty of our clients wish there was lol
<TheAvatar>
so what kind of clients do you guys even have? like is it more humans than monsters, pretty even...
i don't care or anything, i'm just curious
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the danger aspect appeals to them
but like as long as theyre a customer theyre totally safe obviously eating th clients isnt allowed lol
especially since most of them are from the city so theyre under our protection anyway
<TheAvatar>
i can never tell what the majority sentiment is about monsters any given week
oh yeah, no. eating customers is Not Good
<brrrrd>
here in the city ppl like monsters since they dont get eaten till they die anyway unless theyre like MEGA criminals which i dont think has ever happened lol
we look out 4 them so they treat us good
but everywhere else, ehhhhh
i dont even like how they think about us in bavan
its too creepy n objectifying
i feel like we talked about that b4 tho
<TheAvatar>
but that seems like a good system you guys have
oh yeah, we've talked about that
<brrrrd>
like when u think about it
theres way more humans than there r monsters
having an arrangement where we get the dead w/out argument cuts way way way down on hunting
like doesnt eliminate it entirely if were bein honest but
i dont miss the days where i had to chase down EVERYTHNG i ate
<TheAvatar>
i HAVE to sometimes
but i try and be....you know
choosy about what i eat
<brrrrd>
thats 1 good thing about bavan
if you look hard enough ull always find some asshole who deserves it
<TheAvatar>
hang around a really crappy dive bar long enough...
and i figure i've never lost my temper and ate any shitty teenagers, so i'm doing pretty good
i just scare them a little
<brrrrd>
try never to hunt anyone younger than me
that feels rly weird n creepy u kno??
kids have enough predators out there w/ out ppl literally tryin 2 eat them
<TheAvatar>
even if it feels like it'd feel really good
and satisfying
but yeah, no kids. that's just more messed up than it has to be
<brrrrd>
depends on how u'd define revenge eating
[SHE IS VERY GUILTY OF REVENGE EATING]
<TheAvatar>
i just try and...keep it as not personal as possible
<brrrrd>
like eating someone u KNOW like KNOW PERSONALLY would b........... rly weird......
[No one tell her.]
but like half the ppl i hunt r randos who are dicks 2 me
i mean not EVERY single person whos a dick 2 me bcuz that would take like a thousand years
but like if some 1 stands there n tells me all the gross shit they want me 2 do while im just tryin 2 busk and then they dont even give me any money ima pay them a visit later u feel me
<TheAvatar>
but i try not to go after anyone where there's a history, you know? like i have some people who sort of regularly harass me. nothing physical or anything but you know how people can get. and i could really easily just...eat them. but that seems too easy - it's not like they really stand a chance, and what, just because they annoy me?