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Like the 25th or so, after Whale Things cool down | <psydekick>

[missleadingquestions]

Hey!!!! It's Maya!

How are you doing? Everything okay?

[How many words does it take to ask about The Whale Thing without actually mentioning The Whale Thing]

<caym>

[foolishwren]

oh hey

_{[THAT'S SO SWEET. If only she was feeling less like a plucked chicken.]}

i mean nothings ever really ok here

but it sure beats being literally digested






what about you

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah it's kinda crazy all the time huh. But definitely. I prefer to be the one doing the digesting of anything.

[you know except for the digesting-other-people-part but like hey it's. it's jokes time, okay]

I'm ok!

[sure]

All in one piece. Might rethink calling myself a killer whale though.

[foolishwren]

LOL

u kno if ud asked me while we were in there what i thought we were bein eaten by

a whale would not have been my first guess

thats like some pinnochio shit

[missleadingquestions]

right?? who knew whales could be so gross anyway.

Pinnochio's definitely not on my watchlist any time soon.

[but heck yes, she got a LOL. that really must mean she's 'okay' by ryslig standards.]

Anyway we should hang out not covered in stomach juice sometime??

[foolishwren]

i never even liked that one

always seemed like an awful lot of bad stuff was happening to a little puppet who didnt deserve it

_{[Black and white parables where kids were punished for innocuous bad decisions had never sat well with her.]}

but lol sure why not... my social life isnt exactly hopping these days but i do have a bitchin party pad

<sub>[For a moment, she's thinking that Maya seems a little... squeaky-clean and chipper to be invited to around in Djavulenstad, but then it occurs to her that she doesn't actually even know that. They'd talked like, twice.]

[Maybe she'll be surprised.]</sub>

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah old movies like that are kinda the worst. But it had a happy ending!

[Depending on which version you watch anyway. But Disney's did!]

'bitchin' huh? Sounds fun. Guess I'll have to be the judge when I come by~

When would you wanna meet up?

[foolishwren]

shit man im down for whenever im my own boss

u ever been to djavulenstad

[missleadingquestions]

That's where Rosch used to work, isn't it?

[Who didn't know Rosch??]

So yeah, definitely.

[foolishwren]

oh yeah it is

so u kno the drill there then

i dont get out of th city much these days

but its always cool 2 have more monsters around

there arent many of us there anymore





but bavan is my old stomping grounds so i still know it pretty well

could hang out there sometime

[missleadingquestions]

Really? Things sure have changed since I was here last.

But yeah I'm around Bavan all the time! Ms Lust is letting me stay at her place for now. We can hang there too, for sure.

Hey can harpies swim at all?? Do you like to go swimming?