no_ufo_ending: (cat wth)
no_ufo_ending ([personal profile] no_ufo_ending) wrote in [personal profile] foolishwren 2015-06-01 06:00 am (UTC)

[You know who's havin a good day? HENRY FUCKIN' TOWNSHEND. You know why? Because he is not a Leafeon. He isn't being plagued by scary rune-circled holes. He hasn't been assaulted by giant two-headed babies with man hands. He is well aware of the chaos plaguing the city, but you know whose problem that is?]

[NOT HENRY'S.]

[So when he walks in the door after his short trip from the store to get more sandwich bread because he recently got high and ate it all, he pauses. And he stares. Why was there a sparkling lady floating over Heather?]


Uh.

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