122. [Video/Action for Mahogany]

[foolishwren]

_{[There's a split second shot of a cup of coffee and some blurry cherry pie before the view jerks upwards to settle on the filmer's face.]}

SO.

Let's talk Gym Leaders.

_{[Heather looks a little tired and haggard around the edges from her seat in an old-fashioned Mahogany diner booth, next to a Pikachu that's busily nibbling on a plate of shortbread biscuits, but not so much that it eats into her intensity on camera. THE TIME HAS COME TO SEEK WISDOM FROM THE MASSES.]}

I'm gonna be taking Pryce on soon, so if anyone's fought him before or knows anything juicy about his strategies, gimme the scoop. I already know about the ice-covered floor, but he looks like a sneaky motherfucker.

Anyone know if that old geezer's got any other tricks up his sleeve?

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[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[He snorts.]

Yeah, of course not. We'd fly out and drag you back even if you tried.

[video]

[foolishwren]

Haha, awh.

True friendship.

Fortunately, I don't think that'll be necessary.

I'll come down the fucking chimney if I have to.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Pretty sure we'll let you in the front door.

I don't think you're THAT tiny that you'd fit down the chimney. They're not exactly designed for human bodies.

[video]

[foolishwren]

You'd be surprised! I've managed to fit into some places that DEFINITELY were never intended for human bodies to get into.

... Not saying that I'd REPEAT the experience, buuuut...

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[He lets out a snort.]

Should I even ask?

[video]

[foolishwren]

So like... you know how sewers in movies are always these big cavernous tunnels?

They're not always that wide.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy looks APPROPRIATELY DISGUSTED.]

Eugh, and you had to go through one?!

[He's assuming it's a 'had to' because why else would anybody unless it was a matter of life or death??]

[video]

[foolishwren]

_{[She laughs out loud at how grossed-out he looks-- not that it isn't warranted, but it's been long enough for her that she can at least look back on it and laugh.]}

For hours.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Is Envy grossed out by blood or corpses or twisted piles of pulsating flesh? No.]

[But sewers? SEWERS ARE GROSS.]

That sounds disgusting.

[video]

[foolishwren]

Oh, it WAS.

I reeked to the high heavens by the time I got outta there, lemme tell ya.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Okay, okay! You don't need to tell me any more!

[He is making SUCH a grossed out face at the idea of crawling through all that. HANDS OVER EARS NO MORE SEWERS.]

[video]

[foolishwren]

_{[UNBRIDLED CACKLING.]}