Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2015-10-27 02:13 am
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123. [Video/Action for Route 44]
[The camera comes on.]
[There is a very fluffy-looking Heather Mason, along with a small army of Fire-types (Cujo the Growlithe, along with Carousel the Rapidash and two enormous Houndooms) + one Pikachu.]
[She is wearing a pair of sunglasses.]
[So is one of the Houndooms.]
[She looks dead into the camera and speaks.]
I'm gonna melt Ice Path.
[And the feed ends.]
[20 MINUTES LATER]
[... Or not.]
[The camera is on again, showing a very concerned electric rodent. Hazel the Pikachu gnaws on her lip slightly as she focuses the video, then turns it to show the so-called Ice Path melter a short distance down the snowy mountain path.]




[Apparently instincts are a thing.]
[There is a very fluffy-looking Heather Mason, along with a small army of Fire-types (Cujo the Growlithe, along with Carousel the Rapidash and two enormous Houndooms) + one Pikachu.]
[She is wearing a pair of sunglasses.]
[So is one of the Houndooms.]
[She looks dead into the camera and speaks.]
I'm gonna melt Ice Path.
[And the feed ends.]
[... Or not.]
[The camera is on again, showing a very concerned electric rodent. Hazel the Pikachu gnaws on her lip slightly as she focuses the video, then turns it to show the so-called Ice Path melter a short distance down the snowy mountain path.]




[Apparently instincts are a thing.]

BEFORE INSTINCT ADVENTURES
[Usually he's wearing this face when Ed is doing something stupid. Congratulations, Heather, you got +1 family point!]
No.
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Al. Yes.
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It's foolproof.
[NO SHE KNOWS IT'S STUPID but Al is the baby, and must be messed with.]
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[Of course, that little grin on his face says plenty about how much he thinks Heather is joking about the whole deal.]
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Fire Pokemon don't get colds.
[They get HOTS and run way warmer than normal! Which... is also not ideal, but. Y'know.]
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I don't think that's how it works, but if you say so. Has it really been that hard going getting through?
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Easier to just MELT it all.
Isn't that right, Cooj?
[The Growlithe lets out a deep WOOF.]
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Well, you keep me updated on how that goes, okay?
[video 1/2]
[video 2/2 TWENTY MINUTES LATER]
[His voice is strained to its limits from holding in laughter.]
That...that doesn't look anything like melting the ice path. What are you even going after?
[Video]
DON'T YOU FUCKING LAUGH AT ME, ENVY!
[She wishes he had a middle and last name so that she could make that command sound more official. But her ears are swiveling-- whatever she was after is STILL DOWN THERE!!]
I was-- I HEARD something-- there!
[And then she just starts... plowing through the snow with her face, tail flicking madly behind her.]
[Video]
[Or at least he wasn't, because when she goes after the mystery noise AGAIN, he completely loses it. He's just HOWLING.]
Get--haha--GET it!
[And that's all the words he can even get out.]
[Video]
[But for now she's busy being a living snowplow. Every so often she'll stop, pop her head back up, listen, and then start tunneling madly in a different direction.]
[She's only been part-Pokemon for a couple of days, though-- she's not exactly a mighty hunter. So after this goes on awhile, it's obvious her quarry has eluded her. She flops into the snow and just wheezes.]
[Video]
Doing all right, there?
[Video]
Video
I take it you've been affected particularly strongly?
Video
THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE.
I need to CATCH it.
Re: Video
Video
Re: Video
Video
I'll-- THERE IT GOES!
[And then she is just... plunging face-first into the snow and plowing forwards after her invisible prey that may or may not be real.]
Re: Video
...
Did you get it?
Video
FFFFFFFFFFFT!
I WILL FIND YOU!
YOU STUPID RAT!
[Yeah we have moved into Yelling At the Snow time.]