_{[She's completely unmoved by his scowl, and doesn't slow down the laughter until it pretty much stops by itself. By that point, she's wheezing. There are tears.]}

Oh man...

In all seriousness, Blake, I'm a fucking treasure trove of secrets.

Having the hots for one of my housemates? Embarrassing, not something I really wanted to get out, but comparatively? It's nothing.

I'm not even saying this to try and sound like a dramatic edgelord.

It's just the truth.