013. Video

[foolishwren]

[OOC: SUP GUYS this is backdated to the day after Heather and Liquid decided that booze was the answer to their problems. ... Which means... this is awhile ago. SORRY I AM A HORRIBLE CONTINUITY-KILLING PERSON. The end results of this post will more or less explain why Heather's been quiet for awhile in the meantime. Sorry sorry sorry! _{Also I apologize in advance for Heather's relatively uncreative vulgarity.}]

<sub>[The feed's been on for awhile. It's been aiming straight upwards, giving a worm's eye view of the robin's egg blue, cloud-scudded sky, framed by a tight ring of pine trees. Pidgeys are chirping. A breeze makes the trees sway and lean. It's an incredible, beautiful day.]

[And Heather feels like someone ran over her head with a steamroller and then allowed an obese man on a pogo stick to use her skull as a trampoline for a few hours. And also the pogo stick was actually a live bear.]

[The first words out of her mouth, should anyone have happened to blip onto her feed at just the right time, were:]</sub>

... Jesus whoremongling shitfuck. Ass.

_{[This is the voice of someone who is pretty much angry at everything that ever existed right now. And also the voice of someone who feels like their head is trapped in the Large Hadron Collider. So it's pretty much the most pathetic whimper that anyone here has probably ever heard coming out of Heather's mouth. But it's still filled with rage, so, y'know.]}

_{[The camera tumbles sideways as she sits up-- apparently it was lying on her stomach. Once on the ground, it gives everybody a nice view of where she was sleeping, which was evidently the bottom of some tree, somewhere. And also a nice view of Cujo's feet. Ten guesses who had woken her up.]}

Hnnnggh, oh, fuck ... go lick someone else for a fuckin' while, you stupid goddamn dog. Get.

_{[Shoving the concerned Growlithe away with one foot, Heather right-sided the Pokegear and lifted an arm to wipe the coating of puppy drool off of her face, grimacing and letting out a low moan of pain. Kids? Alcohol is bad. This is what it does to you. It sure as hell isn't the first hangover she's had, but it IS probably one of the worst. If only because it's the first one she's had in a good long while. That and before, she'd never been drinking anything that had come out of a garbage bag. Her eyes are bloodshot and baggy, her hair is sticking straight up on one side, and as the cherry on the cake, she appears to be wearing her vest sideways with her head sticking through one of the arm-holes.]}

 

Fuckin' ... never again.
 

_{[Covering her eyes to blot out Mr. Sun, who had apparently decided that he did not want to be her friend anymore and furthermore that her eyes were his mortal enemy that must be destroyed, she peered downwards and finally noticed the cheery little red light on the 'Gear that indicated that her pain was currently being broadcast far and wide. Gritting her teeth, she reached down and picked it up.]}

 

Boys n'girls, this is a public services announcement. I am so fucking hungover right now.

Yep.

That's it.

That's the public announcement.

You're welcome.

Liquid, m'gonna kill ya. Twice. I don't care that it was my idea.

I am pretty much angry at everything in the world except for starving Nigerian orphans.

..... does Nigeria even fucking exist here?

... No. No it doesn't

Fuck.

I guess I'm angry at everything then.

_{Fucking dadaists.}

_{[Feed goes black. ... Apparently, Heather doesn't like dadaists.]}

 

Comments

[actionnnn]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

This is all your fault.

[Just gonna be lying facedown and half-conscious here.]

[actionnnn]

[foolishwren]

_{[Heather snarls incoherently in reply, her head in her hands. Then she uses one of the hands to pick up a dirt clot and huck it in Otacon's general direction. It exploded into a happy little poof of dust about ten feet away from him.]}

Shut. Uuuuup.

[action]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

No. This is all your fault and I swear to god I'm letting Kotai bite Liquid next time I see him.

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

...

Aspirin?

[video]

[foolishwren]

Stop smiling. Your smiling is making it worse. Fuck.

_{Do they even have aspirin here}

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

How is my smiling making it worse? Plus, I'm Smilie, I was born to smile.

Might as well check the market, right?

[voice]

[2beamasonator.livejournal.com]

You really should watch your language. Kids can get this too you know.

[seriously Heather, think of the kids!]

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[foolishwren]

_{[Oh what the fuck is this now. Some stuffy old guy trying to tell her what to say and what not to say? They're just words, kids can handle them. She'll show this guy.]}

Kids can go fuckin' jump of a cliff for all I c--

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[foolishwren]

..............................................................................................

_{[.... That voice. ... That voice.]}

[foolishwren]

.............................. _what?

[video]

[2beamasonator.livejournal.com]

[Here have a displeased Harry look at the screen, he doesn't know who you are but really now. >:c]

Didn't your parent's teach you any better?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Where did you get the booze?

[This is said more desperately than he intended but it's been long enough and if Heather's hungover then that means that alcohol exists here and he needs it.]

[foolishwren]

From a guy with a garbage bag, no shirt, and balls of steel.

You don't want any of it.

_{[She's pretty sure he couldn't handle this stuff. This is partially because he came off as a bit of a wuss and partially because Heather is a jerk and tends to just assume she's manlier than everybody. Especially right now. She's pretty sure if anybody else was experiencing this level of pain, they would die.]}

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I have gone several days with alcohol and the sudden cold turkey is messing me up. I don't care if it's some hobo's homemade brew, I need alcohol, dammit!

[Wuss he may be, but right now the need for alcohol is overcoming pretty much everything]

[ video ]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

... I love you too.

[ video ]

[foolishwren]

_{[Rise, may you always stay classier than the bedraggled blond thing on the screen who is currently resting the bottom of the 'Gear against her forehead, therefore giving the screen no more than a view of the sky with half of it obscured by a crazy tangle of yellow-white hair.]}

Rise, never drink. Drinking is bad for you. Learn from my fuck-up.

[ video ]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

[ Rise blinks. And then tilts her head, as if trying to figure out whether that thing is her friend or a formerly-intoxicated Cousin It. She is also not going to mention that she is the girl who once got drunk off of SODA. ]

... I'll bring you some aspirin.

[justicereigns]

Get more water next time. Should help the dehydration.

What's a dadaist?

[foolishwren]

I don't even fuckin' know right now.

Some kind of artist. A stupid one.

I don't even know.

[justicereigns]

Then what do you hate them for?

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

You gotta dance the alcohol off. Much better that way.

[foolishwren]

You are crazy and I'm not entirely sure you aren't a figment of my imagination.

[wieldswindwaker.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't know half the words you just said, but the tone was quite clear enough.]

Feel better.

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[foolishwren]

_{[She opens her mouth to say something nasty on account of being ANGRY AT EVERYTHING EVER.]}

[foolishwren]

_{[.... and stops. Like this guy gives ANYONE a real reason to be mad at him.]}

Thanks.