Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2010-09-03 03:20 am
Entry tags:
- *ace attorney: kay faraday,
- *ace attorney: larry butz,
- *ace attorney: shelly de killer,
- *batman the animated series: joker,
- *dcmk: kaito kuroba,
- *guilty gear: bridget,
- *how i met your mother: barney stinson,
- *kingdom hearts: minnie mouse,
- *kingdom hearts: sora,
- *metal gear solid: hal 'otacon' emmerich,
- *naruto: kisame,
- *nightmare before xmas: jack skellington,
- *persona 4: rise kujikawa,
- *professor layton: luke triton,
- *professor layton: professor layton,
- *shaman king: hao,
- *yu-gi-oh!: juudai yuki,
- action,
- epic fail,
- fucking fuckity fuck,
- furret,
- growlithe,
- gym leader battle,
- heather use your pokemon,
- i challenge you to a pokemon battle,
- i've got a bad feeling about this,
- ic,
- image attached,
- officially freaked-out now,
- video,
- violet city,
- well that was fun
024. Video (illustrated)
[This is it. It's the big day. THE big day. The day Heather said she was going to kick Falkner's feathery butt. A little while earlier, Heather had posted a particularly cocky video in which she stated these intentions with deep conviction and a big ol' smirk on her face.]
[So, how's she faring?]
[Well, the camera turned on about halfway through the battle-- why? Maybe she'd just forgotten, or maybe she'd realized it wasn't filming halfway through. Who knows? But either way, it came on just in time to catch a very battered-looking Arty struggling to stand. She had powered through Noctowl and Honchkrow, but now her little legs were wobbling for once, the normally-bloodthirsty Furret was looking like she'd really rather be somewhere else. And this was for good reason, because about two seconds after the camera came on, a blur of tawny down and glossy yellow and red flashed past the screen and the camera shook-- but the sound of impact was unmistakable, as was the high-pitched hum of a Pokemon being summoned back into its Ball.]
[Also unmistakable? Was the sound of Heather's creative cursing, distorted as it was from the 'Gear being waved around.]
Fricking fu-- Cujo, you try! Take him do-- NO, you-- GO.
[The screen swerved down to settle on the happily-panting Growlithe by her side. He stared back up at his trainer adoringly, sloppy pink tongue lolling out of his mouth like a giant fruit rollup. Her commands only made him wiggle with excitement and wag his tail.]
[The camera shifted once more as Heather stuck the gear under one arm, pointing off-camera with the other.]
[Cujo tilted his head. Ooh! OOH! He knew this one!]
[Panting happily, he sat to attention and lifted a paw.]
.... No. The hell, who even taught you 'Shake'... I thought you just knew how to chase shit...
[... Idea.]
COOJ! GO GET THE BIRDY!
[Insta-attention getter. Cujo's ears stood up straight and within seconds, he was darting into the field, barking up a storm. Somewhere on the other end of the arena, Falkner just shook his head and pressed a hand to his temple. His Pidgeot, meanwhile, focused its golden glare on the Growlithe and, with a few mighty strokes of its wings, went airborne again.]
[The next few minutes of film would be-- slightly difficult to decipher. The battle was high-speed and high-stakes. But the general gist of it was... Cujo was not doing well. And the sound of plastic creaking increased as Heather's grip on the 'Gear did. Her commands had gone from confident shouts to mumbles-- because none of it really seemed to be doing much good. Cujo wasn't being disobedient, he just... wasn't listening and he was getting clobbered for it. None of his attacks seemed to be able to do much against the swift opponent. ... And was that... worry in Heather's voice?]
No-- no, no, dammit, you stupid mutt, look out!!
[A sharp yelp broke the air as the pup was knocked sprawling by a vicious swoop from the bird Pokemon, which was in the process of circling around for another blow, just as Cujo was picking himself up off the ground. Finally, Heather broke her quiet and yelled again, a note of panic in her voice.]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
.........
[The camera turns around and there's a brief flash of Heather's face, looking somewhere between... surprised and horrified, before she hits the 'Off' button hastily.]
[ooc: Action for anyone who might have been around to see the battle-- after the video stopped, Heather promptly lost the battle out of sheer loss of focus. Apparently that sudden Fire attack really shook her up.]

[video] Jesus, that's an amazing picture. a;sldkfjlas <333
[The Professor isn't normally used to yelling, but he's extremely concerned. That fire? Holy crap, that was huge.]
[video] fff awww thanks it was kind of spur of the moment. XD;;
Hey, Professor... yeah, I'm fine.
Just uh.
Yeah.
[SO SPECIFIC.]
[video] One hell of a spur. I want to a;sldkfjsla; all over it if it wasn't bloody 4 AM over here
You had me quite worried there...Are you unharmed?
[video] T-THIS JUST HAPPENS SOMETIMES, I DON'T EVEN CONTROL IT. But srsly thanks <333
Sorry... Yeah, uh, I'm fine.
[... Speaking of her face, it actually looked a little singed.]
[video] BUT IF IT BRINGS ART LIKE THIS YESSS YOU NEED MORE OF THESE MOMENTS and you're very welcome~
No apologizes are need, my dear, though I'm afraid that your face seems a little scorched. Please try to get it treated soon.
[The Professor himself would try to get that treated, but with him in another city...Yeah, he's just going to worry himself silly.]
[video] W-WELL MAYBE I'LL HAVE SOME MORE. maybe.
Uh-- ahaha, yeah, I kinda noticed. Don't worry, I'll find some aloe or something to put on it...
[video] Well, whenever you do have any more, I shall wait eagerly to see them~ <3
Yes, please do. I wouldn't want it to get any worse.
...Did everything turn out well?
[Meaning about that Pokemon battle hours ago.]
[video] WELL I did do a comic awhile back about Heather meeting Cujo. XD
[Indeed she is. The sad part? Harry's HERE. ... He just... happens to be from the past. Eighteen years in the past, to be specific. Yeah. Ever try actually TELLING somebody you're their replacement daughter from the future? Awkward. It was like rubbing salt in a wound.]
Heh, don't worry, I'm no masochist. I can take care of myself.
And uh-- ... well. I'll need to have a rematch. [Once her wounded pride had healed a little, that was...]
[video] Haha, I have seen that and loved it so~ <3 /roams DA a lot but does NOTHING
The Professor's mood lightens a bit and he chuckles. Glad to see that she's a bit back to her normal self.]
I am glad to hear that. Perhaps I worry too much.
And I'm sure that you'll beat him next time, my dear. A loss may be sour for a while, but in the end, it could turn into a victory.
[video] OH, HOKAY. XD I always forget who's seen what and who hasn't. <3
Maybe a little. But it's no biggie. I could make a career out of making people worry.
And heh... I'll be sure to beat him next time.
[LOSS? WHAT LOSS? THERE WOULD BE NO LOSS, ONLY SWEET TRIUMPH! .... later.]
[video] xD I'm just a big roamer at heart. JUST ROAMING DOWN THE CITY YO
The Professor chuckles once again.]
That would be a one of a kind career. I will have to make sure to worry often then for you then.
I am sure you can do it, my dear, and this time, I assure you that you will walk out of that gym with a badge in your hands.
[video] AW SHIT SON, ADVENTURIN' AROUND THE INTERNETS
And oh god. Shattered Memories Harry's presence in the same universe as Heather could only end in tears. ... And probably punching.]
You could save yourself the trouble and just always assume that I'll wind up okay. S'what I do!
... Heh. You an inspirational speaker in addition to being a professor?
[video] SETTING OUT TO MAKE MY DAD PROUD AND BE A GODDAMN POKEMON MASTER
A hell of a lot of tears. SM!Harry has no bloody idea either. Thank God the Harry Heather knows is from the same universe.]
Haha, quite the dangerous way of thinking. I believe I don't think I could ever stop worrying over everyone if they had that mindset.
And I'm afraid it comes with the title of a professor, my dear. I can't help it.
[video] GOTTA CATCH EM ALL YO.
Aw, well, I tried. Sorry to subject you to so much anxiety over a near-stranger.
[video] ALL 151 OF THEM...Wait...How many are there now anyway? 500 or something?
It is not a bother at all, Miss Mason. It is all in the duty of a gentleman, especially for a young lady.
[The Professor then tips his hat.]
[video] Dude there's like 550 or something. ... Probably more with the fifth gen.
Heh. Haven't seen too many gentlemen around before. S'kinda refreshing. [If a little surreal.]
[video] Holy crap, that's a lot. It's only going to be time before they make a 1000 of these things.
[video] Seriously. Makes you wonder when they'll quit. XD
[The closest thing she knew to a gentleman back home was Douglas, and that was.... well. It went without saying. He wasn't quite gentleman material, no matter how hard he tried.]
[video] Probably never. Pokemon is going to be like Mario and Zelda. NEVER ENDING EVER MAN
[Well, at least Douglas was kinda nice and sane compared to that crazy Vincent and Claudia running around, even though Claudia had some good intentions. Can't blame the man for not trying.]
[video] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Yeah, no complaints from Heather. He was pretty chill for a depressed old alcoholic. She'd take that over 'crazy religious' any day.]
[video] SCREW CATCHING THEM ALL I'M DITCHING THIS SHIT /jumps off
[If everyone received a nickel for every time the Professor says to be careful to someone, everyone will be freakin' billionaires.
Super crazy religious. Oh them and their crazy Silent Hill gods, asking for sacrifices and reviving dead wives.]
[video] FUCK THIS, I'M GOING TO SPACE.
... And I guess it is better... at least as much as we know right now.
[It's all fun and games until someone vomits up a fetus!]
[video] YO YOU GOT SOME ROOM ON THAT DEOYX OF YOURS I CAN'T STAY HERE
[Vomited fetus, great in protein, horrible with trying to pick up chicks.]
[video]
Yeah, sure would be nice if it did.
[Of course, Heather's not entirely sure there's not already a fair amount of danger lurking under the surface... given what had happened to Kay just the other week.]
[video] xD Very relevant indeed. Now we just need to find one of those DNA Pokeymanz or whatnots
...Did anything unfortunate happen before I arrived?
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