foolishwren: and you're about to fight him but he just smiles evilly... and then shits out seven smaller adam sandlers (imagine u finally corner adam sandler)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2010-09-03 03:20 am

024. Video (illustrated)

[This is it. It's the big day. THE big day. The day Heather said she was going to kick Falkner's feathery butt. A little while earlier, Heather had posted a particularly cocky video in which she stated these intentions with deep conviction and a big ol' smirk on her face.]

[So, how's she faring?]

[Well, the camera turned on about halfway through the battle-- why? Maybe she'd just forgotten, or maybe she'd realized it wasn't filming halfway through. Who knows? But either way, it came on just in time to catch a very battered-looking Arty struggling to stand. She had powered through Noctowl and Honchkrow, but now her little legs were wobbling for once, the normally-bloodthirsty Furret was looking like she'd really rather be somewhere else. And this was for good reason, because about two seconds after the camera came on, a blur of tawny down and glossy yellow and red flashed past the screen and the camera shook-- but the sound of impact was unmistakable, as was the high-pitched hum of a Pokemon being summoned back into its Ball.]

[Also unmistakable? Was the sound of Heather's creative cursing, distorted as it was from the 'Gear being waved around.]


Fricking fu-- Cujo, you try! Take him do-- NO, you-- GO.

[The screen swerved down to settle on the happily-panting Growlithe by her side. He stared back up at his trainer adoringly, sloppy pink tongue lolling out of his mouth like a giant fruit rollup. Her commands only made him wiggle with excitement and wag his tail.]

 
I-- no. Jesus.

[The camera shifted once more as Heather stuck the gear under one arm, pointing off-camera with the other.]

 
Arty's down! Go! Fight!

[Cujo tilted his head. Ooh! OOH! He knew this one!]

[Panting happily, he sat to attention and lifted a paw.]


 

.... No. The hell, who even taught you 'Shake'... I thought you just knew how to chase shit...

[... Idea.]

COOJ! GO GET THE BIRDY!

[Insta-attention getter. Cujo's ears stood up straight and within seconds, he was darting into the field, barking up a storm. Somewhere on the other end of the arena, Falkner just shook his head and pressed a hand to his temple. His Pidgeot, meanwhile, focused its golden glare on the Growlithe and, with a few mighty strokes of its wings, went airborne again.]

[The next few minutes of film would be-- slightly difficult to decipher. The battle was high-speed and high-stakes. But the general gist of it was... Cujo was not doing well. And the sound of plastic creaking increased as Heather's grip on the 'Gear did. Her commands had gone from confident shouts to mumbles-- because none of it really seemed to be doing much good. Cujo wasn't being disobedient, he just... wasn't listening and he was getting clobbered for it. None of his attacks seemed to be able to do much against the swift opponent. ... And was that... worry in Heather's voice?]

No-- no, no, dammit, you stupid mutt, look out!!

[A sharp yelp broke the air as the pup was knocked sprawling by a vicious swoop from the bird Pokemon, which was in the process of circling around for another blow, just as Cujo was picking himself up off the ground. Finally, Heather broke her quiet and yelled again, a note of panic in her voice.]

 
LOOK OUT!! Don't you know how to do ANY attacks that aren't--


FOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


 

 


.........

[The camera turns around and there's a brief flash of Heather's face, looking somewhere between... surprised and horrified, before she hits the 'Off' button hastily.]



[ooc: Action for anyone who might have been around to see the battle-- after the video stopped, Heather promptly lost the battle out of sheer loss of focus. Apparently that sudden Fire attack really shook her up.]
puzzling: (I'll catch them!)

[video] Jesus, that's an amazing picture. a;sldkfjlas <333

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Miss Mason?! Are you alright?!

[The Professor isn't normally used to yelling, but he's extremely concerned. That fire? Holy crap, that was huge.]
puzzling: (.....)

[video] One hell of a spur. I want to a;sldkfjsla; all over it if it wasn't bloody 4 AM over here

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[And in those good few hours, the Professor was doing nothing worrying his top hat off. But he gets to reply ASAP when he finally hears word. Cue concerned face.]

You had me quite worried there...Are you unharmed?
puzzling: (....A moment of silence...)

[video] BUT IF IT BRINGS ART LIKE THIS YESSS YOU NEED MORE OF THESE MOMENTS and you're very welcome~

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Very reasonable enough. The Professor is just a huge worrier at heart for others. Tends to happen when he has had all these younger kids to look after back home.]

No apologizes are need, my dear, though I'm afraid that your face seems a little scorched. Please try to get it treated soon.

[The Professor himself would try to get that treated, but with him in another city...Yeah, he's just going to worry himself silly.]
puzzling: (.....)

[video] Well, whenever you do have any more, I shall wait eagerly to see them~ <3

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[And poor Heather herself. It seems like she's still struggling. Considering that Layton himself had lost someone very dear to him, he might relate. He's also still having troubles, and that was almost a decade ago.]

Yes, please do. I wouldn't want it to get any worse.

...Did everything turn out well?

[Meaning about that Pokemon battle hours ago.]
puzzling: (shall we depart?)

[video] Haha, I have seen that and loved it so~ <3 /roams DA a lot but does NOTHING

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Very awkward. How could one even word that? Dear God, if the one that the Professor lost is back here, it'll be more joy than anything...but awkward as hell. Time lines? Screw time lines.

The Professor's mood lightens a bit and he chuckles. Glad to see that she's a bit back to her normal self.]


I am glad to hear that. Perhaps I worry too much.

And I'm sure that you'll beat him next time, my dear. A loss may be sour for a while, but in the end, it could turn into a victory.
puzzling: (Would you like some help ma'am?)

[video] xD I'm just a big roamer at heart. JUST ROAMING DOWN THE CITY YO

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[PIME TARADOX INDEED. IT'S LIKE A METAL GEAR SOLID 3 GONE WRONG. But at least it wasn't a Harry from Shattered Memories that she met with. Roleplayed that before and oh boy...ANGST BLOODY EVERYWHERE

The Professor chuckles once again.]


That would be a one of a kind career. I will have to make sure to worry often then for you then.

I am sure you can do it, my dear, and this time, I assure you that you will walk out of that gym with a badge in your hands.
puzzling: (Aha)

[video] SETTING OUT TO MAKE MY DAD PROUD AND BE A GODDAMN POKEMON MASTER

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Apparently Johto seems to enjoy messing around with everyone's heads. As if all that way to make time paradoxes in Metal Gear Solid, you'll think it'll be enough...then this comes along to smack everyone in the face.
A hell of a lot of tears. SM!Harry has no bloody idea either. Thank God the Harry Heather knows is from the same universe.]


Haha, quite the dangerous way of thinking. I believe I don't think I could ever stop worrying over everyone if they had that mindset.

And I'm afraid it comes with the title of a professor, my dear. I can't help it.
puzzling: (shall we depart?)

[video] ALL 151 OF THEM...Wait...How many are there now anyway? 500 or something?

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, then someone needs to go hunt down that irony and give it a good ass kicking. It's not very nice.]

It is not a bother at all, Miss Mason. It is all in the duty of a gentleman, especially for a young lady.

[The Professor then tips his hat.]
puzzling: (This tea is brilliant!)

[video] Holy crap, that's a lot. It's only going to be time before they make a 1000 of these things.

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it seems that quite the few are very kind here. It is refreshing to see that, especially in such a strange land.
puzzling: (Hm...puzzles <3)

[video] Probably never. Pokemon is going to be like Mario and Zelda. NEVER ENDING EVER MAN

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, is the residents back at your home not very kindly?

[Well, at least Douglas was kinda nice and sane compared to that crazy Vincent and Claudia running around, even though Claudia had some good intentions. Can't blame the man for not trying.]
puzzling: (I'll catch them!)

[video] SCREW CATCHING THEM ALL I'M DITCHING THIS SHIT /jumps off

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not very good. I assume you will be careful back home. At least it is somewhat better here.

[If everyone received a nickel for every time the Professor says to be careful to someone, everyone will be freakin' billionaires.
Super crazy religious. Oh them and their crazy Silent Hill gods, asking for sacrifices and reviving dead wives.]
puzzling: (shall we depart?)

[video] YO YOU GOT SOME ROOM ON THAT DEOYX OF YOURS I CAN'T STAY HERE

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, and hopefully, this world will stay that way. We don't need more danger than required.

[Vomited fetus, great in protein, horrible with trying to pick up chicks.]
puzzling: (I'll catch them!)

[video] xD Very relevant indeed. Now we just need to find one of those DNA Pokeymanz or whatnots

[personal profile] puzzling 2010-09-03 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear, he sees that look.]

...Did anything unfortunate happen before I arrived?

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