Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2010-09-03 03:20 am
Entry tags:
- *ace attorney: kay faraday,
- *ace attorney: larry butz,
- *ace attorney: shelly de killer,
- *batman the animated series: joker,
- *dcmk: kaito kuroba,
- *guilty gear: bridget,
- *how i met your mother: barney stinson,
- *kingdom hearts: minnie mouse,
- *kingdom hearts: sora,
- *metal gear solid: hal 'otacon' emmerich,
- *naruto: kisame,
- *nightmare before xmas: jack skellington,
- *persona 4: rise kujikawa,
- *professor layton: luke triton,
- *professor layton: professor layton,
- *shaman king: hao,
- *yu-gi-oh!: juudai yuki,
- action,
- epic fail,
- fucking fuckity fuck,
- furret,
- growlithe,
- gym leader battle,
- heather use your pokemon,
- i challenge you to a pokemon battle,
- i've got a bad feeling about this,
- ic,
- image attached,
- officially freaked-out now,
- video,
- violet city,
- well that was fun
024. Video (illustrated)
[This is it. It's the big day. THE big day. The day Heather said she was going to kick Falkner's feathery butt. A little while earlier, Heather had posted a particularly cocky video in which she stated these intentions with deep conviction and a big ol' smirk on her face.]
[So, how's she faring?]
[Well, the camera turned on about halfway through the battle-- why? Maybe she'd just forgotten, or maybe she'd realized it wasn't filming halfway through. Who knows? But either way, it came on just in time to catch a very battered-looking Arty struggling to stand. She had powered through Noctowl and Honchkrow, but now her little legs were wobbling for once, the normally-bloodthirsty Furret was looking like she'd really rather be somewhere else. And this was for good reason, because about two seconds after the camera came on, a blur of tawny down and glossy yellow and red flashed past the screen and the camera shook-- but the sound of impact was unmistakable, as was the high-pitched hum of a Pokemon being summoned back into its Ball.]
[Also unmistakable? Was the sound of Heather's creative cursing, distorted as it was from the 'Gear being waved around.]
Fricking fu-- Cujo, you try! Take him do-- NO, you-- GO.
[The screen swerved down to settle on the happily-panting Growlithe by her side. He stared back up at his trainer adoringly, sloppy pink tongue lolling out of his mouth like a giant fruit rollup. Her commands only made him wiggle with excitement and wag his tail.]
[The camera shifted once more as Heather stuck the gear under one arm, pointing off-camera with the other.]
[Cujo tilted his head. Ooh! OOH! He knew this one!]
[Panting happily, he sat to attention and lifted a paw.]
.... No. The hell, who even taught you 'Shake'... I thought you just knew how to chase shit...
[... Idea.]
COOJ! GO GET THE BIRDY!
[Insta-attention getter. Cujo's ears stood up straight and within seconds, he was darting into the field, barking up a storm. Somewhere on the other end of the arena, Falkner just shook his head and pressed a hand to his temple. His Pidgeot, meanwhile, focused its golden glare on the Growlithe and, with a few mighty strokes of its wings, went airborne again.]
[The next few minutes of film would be-- slightly difficult to decipher. The battle was high-speed and high-stakes. But the general gist of it was... Cujo was not doing well. And the sound of plastic creaking increased as Heather's grip on the 'Gear did. Her commands had gone from confident shouts to mumbles-- because none of it really seemed to be doing much good. Cujo wasn't being disobedient, he just... wasn't listening and he was getting clobbered for it. None of his attacks seemed to be able to do much against the swift opponent. ... And was that... worry in Heather's voice?]
No-- no, no, dammit, you stupid mutt, look out!!
[A sharp yelp broke the air as the pup was knocked sprawling by a vicious swoop from the bird Pokemon, which was in the process of circling around for another blow, just as Cujo was picking himself up off the ground. Finally, Heather broke her quiet and yelled again, a note of panic in her voice.]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
.........
[The camera turns around and there's a brief flash of Heather's face, looking somewhere between... surprised and horrified, before she hits the 'Off' button hastily.]
[ooc: Action for anyone who might have been around to see the battle-- after the video stopped, Heather promptly lost the battle out of sheer loss of focus. Apparently that sudden Fire attack really shook her up.]

[video]
I died.
[video] way to iconfail, self
S-sorry, what?!
[video]
You asked me awhile ago if I believed in curses.
Now I'm gonna ask you something.
... Do you believe in reincarnation?
[video]
[For all of two seconds.]
I'm not sure, but I bet I'm about to. I'm listening.
[video]
[And she wasn't entirely sure she wanted to tell the whole thing. It was weird enough even just... telling the truth about a little of it.]
My... real name isn't Heather.
The girl who was burned was called... Alessa. When it happened, she... did something to prevent the ritual from being carried out. [Or maybe it had really just been a desperate break in Alessa's psyche and a wish for a normal childhood that had resulted in Cheryl's existence. Who knew? All she could remember about that point in time was pain.]
... It's not important I guess. [Not when it came to giving a succinct summary.]
But when she died seven years later, I was... [Was born the right word? Not... really. She hadn't been born so much as... materialized. But she couldn't say that without sounding retarded.]
... Well. I showed up.
[video]
Alessa's...a nice name.
[Okay. That was a start. An awkward, awkward start. It was unbelievable, almost, almost crazy...but this was Heather he was talking to. She wouldn't just make up something to mess with him, and she definitely wasn't insane. Besides, thinking about it were his circumstances even close to what some people would consider normal or even plausible? Hell no.]
...I believe you, y'know.
[video] [1/3]
I wouldn't blame you if you didn't, y'know...
I mean...
[video] [2/3]
So, like, all this bad shit happened to me-- wait, whaddya mean there's no physical evidence? THAT'S just 'cause it happened in a ~*~past life~*~.
[video] [3/3]
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No. Not in the slightest. Who am I to judge what is and isn't possible in different worlds, now that I know they exist? I trust you, Heather--I know without any doubt that you're not crazy.
[video]
... That's just the bare bones. It gets so, so much worse than what I just told you, Hal.
Are you sure you would still believe me?
[video]
[He answered without hesitation, usual cheerful smile turned dead serious.]
[video]
[There's a long, long silence, before Heather nods slowly. All right.]
.... So tell me about this vampire.
[Aaaaand it looked like the Heather-meter was out of show-and-tell time tonight. Please insert another token.]
[video]
[Sighing, Otacon realized it was his turn.]
His name was Vamp. That offshore plant I mentioned? It was sort of taken over by a military unit called Dead Cell; made up of Vamp, a woman called Fortune that could deflect bullets, a bomber on rollerblades named Fatman, and led by Snake and Liquid's brother Solidus.
[Strap yourselves in, folks. We can't stop here; this is MGS2: Sons of Liberty country.]
[video]
Soooo, the military employs vampires where you come from.
Where does the bisexuality fit in?
[video]
[Annnd he's facepalming.]
He was from Romania, and did things with knives I didn't even think were possible.
[A pause. Vamp was not his favorite subject by any stretch of the imagination.]
...And he's immortal.
[video]
You have immortal dudes where you come from, but you didn't buy reincarnation at first?
[It's a relatively lighthearted jab, considering what they'd been discussing before. But then, Heather was good at that. Bouncing back.]
[video]
And he just...came back. Like nothing ever happened. Perfectly fine.
[He actually looked somewhat distraught as he said this.]
I...really don't understand it.
[video]
[She repeated it with a slightly teasing tone.]
[video]
...sorry. Probably should have.
A-anyway, what else do you want to know? Ask me anything.
[video]
Well...
[Heather... really isn't the sort to truly pry.]
... Whatever you feel like talkin' about, I guess.
[video]
[He managed a smile--it was only fair she get to ask him about the sheer what the goddamn he lived with, after all.]
[video]
Well... I dunno. I'm not... good at being nosy, believe it or not... Dad always raised me to mind my own business. ... Didn't entirely work, though.
[Propping her chin on her fist, she shrugged a little.]
... How'd you meet Snake?
[video]
[He laughed, adjusting his glasses before answering her question.]
...I was working on a bipedal mecha called Metal Gear REX, in a military base on Shadow Moses Island in Alaska. The soldiers that were sent to guard it--a group called FOXHOUND, commanded by Liquid--took over the base and were going to use REX's nuclear capabilities to basically hold the world for ransom. Snake was the operative they sent in to stop them.
If you want something more specific, we met when he stopped a cyborg with a sword from cutting me to pieces.
[video]
[Actually, it's a game, Heather. Like yours.]
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