foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2012-05-26 12:51 am
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94. FOURTH WALL

[If anyone stops to check their 'Gear in the midst of all the chaos unfolding, they will find an extremely odd text message originating from the 'Gear of Heather Mason.]

[Or more accurately, it's the image attachment that's odd.]






[Apparently, some nurses have stolen Heather's PokeGear and are using it to take Myspace pictures.]

[Wellp.]




[ooc: Feel free to tag in with any scenario or character you want, it doesn't necessarily have to involve the text message, the nurses, or their godawful duckfaces! GO WILD, just let me know where you want the thread to take place!]
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usedsuitup: (right)

[personal profile] usedsuitup 2012-05-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Mouth opens. Then closes. Opens again. Closes. Until.]

I have looked at a lot of myspace pages. I have stared into the depths of myspace and not come out unscathed, there are seriously no words to explain it. This? This takes things to a whole new level.

[The surrealness of the situation is getting to him.]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-05-26 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[As it should. As it should.]

[And to make things even MORE awkward, the nurses seem charmed by his... Barneyness.]

[They're totally making kissyfaces at him. ... Or... well... one of them is. The other doesn't really HAVE a face.]
usedsuitup: (Unimpressed)

[personal profile] usedsuitup 2012-05-26 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah. It's hard to describe Barney's face right now. Kind of a mix of horror, disgust, and morbid fascination.]

That's just. Ugh. Stop. Please. Heather, make them stop.
foolishwren: and he offered me cocaine in a dimly-lit JC Penny's (mothman is REAL)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-05-27 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather's head slowly emerges down there in the corner of the screen, staring dully at him.]

[Hm.]

[... Hey, you know what?]

[She's still mad.]

No.
usedsuitup: (Unimpressed)

[personal profile] usedsuitup 2012-05-27 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come on! You have to do something! They're really creeping me out and that is saying something!
foolishwren: but i can't die so we'll all just have to deal (i may be an abomination and a scoundrel)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. This is poetic justice.

[Not... really, but.]
usedsuitup: (Unimpressed)

[personal profile] usedsuitup 2012-06-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
How is this in any way poetic?

[Not really the point.]
foolishwren: SO WHAT! I CAN STILL HAVE FUN!! (SO WHAT IF I'M DOOMED!)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-05 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're a jerk!

[... HEATHER THAT'S NOT HOW POETRY WORKS.]
usedsuitup: (right)

[personal profile] usedsuitup 2012-06-06 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
And so I deserve two...[he gestures around wildly searching for the right words] whatever they ares making kissy faces at me?

I apologized!
foolishwren: if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto. (i dont fucking care if its manipulative)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-08 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I hold grudges!

And they're NURSES.
usedsuitup: (Classy)

[personal profile] usedsuitup 2012-06-08 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Not the kind of Nurses I'm interested in.

Also that was months ago. How long are you going to hold on because that's not healthy.
foolishwren: i wouldnt expect you to understand (its called ukelele screamo and its ART)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-10 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I've held 'em for years and turned out perfectly fine.
usedsuitup: (Unimpressed)

[personal profile] usedsuitup 2012-06-10 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah right. I don't believe that.
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