94. FOURTH WALL

[foolishwren]

<sub>[If anyone stops to check their 'Gear in the midst of all the chaos unfolding, they will find an extremely odd text message originating from the 'Gear of Heather Mason.]

[Or more accurately, it's the image attachment that's odd.]






[Apparently, some nurses have stolen Heather's PokeGear and are using it to take Myspace pictures.]

[Wellp.]</sub>




[ooc: Feel free to tag in with any scenario or character you want, it doesn't necessarily have to involve the text message, the nurses, or their godawful duckfaces! GO WILD, just let me know where you want the thread to take place!]

Comments

[usedsuitup]

[Yeah. It's hard to describe Barney's face right now. Kind of a mix of horror, disgust, and morbid fascination.]

That's just. Ugh. Stop. Please. Heather, make them stop.

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Heather's head slowly emerges down there in the corner of the screen, staring dully at him.]

[Hm.]

[... Hey, you know what?]

[She's still mad.]</sub>

No.

[usedsuitup]

Oh come on! You have to do something! They're really creeping me out and that is saying something!

[foolishwren]

Nope. This is poetic justice.

_{[Not... really, but.]}

[usedsuitup]

How is this in any way poetic?

[Not really the point.]

[foolishwren]

Because you're a jerk!

_{[... HEATHER THAT'S NOT HOW POETRY WORKS.]}

[usedsuitup]

And so I deserve two...[he gestures around wildly searching for the right words] whatever they ares making kissy faces at me?

I apologized!

[foolishwren]

Yeah, well, I hold grudges!

And they're NURSES.

[usedsuitup]

Not the kind of Nurses I'm interested in.

Also that was months ago. How long are you going to hold on because that's not healthy.

[foolishwren]

I've held 'em for years and turned out perfectly fine.

[usedsuitup]

Yeah right. I don't believe that.