foolishwren | 033. [Video] (action for Camp Otacon)

_{[When the camera comes on, Heather's lying on her back on her sleeping bag with Cujo draped over her stomach and a sulky expression on her face. The bandage formerly tied over her eye (looking distinctly nasty now) is crumpled off to the side and in its place is a hot compress, which she's holding gently to the wounded area with one hand. She seems to be holding the PokeGear up above her with the other. Least flattering Myspace-shot ever.]}

So-- how long do I have to keep this thing on?

_{[She's talking to somebody off-camera and judging by the ever-so-patient tone of the reply she gets, which is sort of indistinct but along the lines of 'Until I say you can take it off', that somebody is Otacon.]}

But Haaaaaal.

_{[There is no reply.]}

..... Fine, fine...

I'll just stay here and stew in my misery.

_{[There's a laugh from off the screen and another indistinct reply that is apparently amused at Heather's overdramatic whining and not sympathetic like she'd been hoping. So Heather makes a pouty face and turns her head just slightly so that she can stick her tongue out in his general direction before looking back to the camera.]}

His Dictatorship over there is reveling in his regime of oppression and I'm bored.

Someone please distract me.

_{[SHE'D EVEN WELCOME KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES. THAT IS HOW LOW SHE HAS SUNK.]}

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Then I'll just come up with awesome ideas myself.

Please, you'll never be able to top the 'guns into bunnies' idea.

Once I put jell-o into a bunch of water balloons and dropped them on my classmates. Think you could beat that?

_{[Thoughtful look.]}

... I would've bought those gummy eye candies and cut up other stuff in the jello to make it look all blood-clotty before I dropped 'em.

... I'd call 'em brain-bombs.

...........

_{[PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPRESSION.]}

-- I dyed a classmates hair orange from across the room once, too. [HE WILL BEAT HER HE JUST KNOWS IT]

_{[THIS COULD GO ON FOR A VERY LONG TIME.]}

Just orange?

I'dve gone for something crazier, like radioactive lime green or something!

.... Or rainbow.

It was neon orange.

I did rainbow once, too.

Well... okay, fine, I'll letcha have that one on technicality. Because neon orange is a great color.

Were there sparkles?

Of course there were sparkles.

Okay, okay. Good. You satisfied the requirements.

Am I a worthy prankster oh Heather the Great?

Hm, for noooooowww....

But I'll be keepin' you on your toes, so watch out!

A good magician is always prepared.

Good, then you should do okay.

Oi. More than okay.

Okay, fine.

You'll do swimmingly.

[FFFT he snorts in amusement]

Swimmingly.

_{[INTENSE FACE.]}

Are you mocking my choice of words, sonny?

Maaaaaaybe.

C'mon over here and say that, I dare ya!

_{[THROWDOWN OVER THE POKE-GEAR, COME ON.]}

[pinches his cheeks and makes a face at her]

Make me!

_{[... The brat. Heather can't even make proper faces back because her face still hurts! LAME!]

[So she just settles for sticking her tongue out at him because that response is always appropriate.]}

MLEH.

[and there is much snickering on Kaito's part]

Real mature, Heather.

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