033. [Video] (action for Camp Otacon)

[foolishwren]

_{[When the camera comes on, Heather's lying on her back on her sleeping bag with Cujo draped over her stomach and a sulky expression on her face. The bandage formerly tied over her eye (looking distinctly nasty now) is crumpled off to the side and in its place is a hot compress, which she's holding gently to the wounded area with one hand. She seems to be holding the PokeGear up above her with the other. Least flattering Myspace-shot ever.]}

So-- how long do I have to keep this thing on?

_{[She's talking to somebody off-camera and judging by the ever-so-patient tone of the reply she gets, which is sort of indistinct but along the lines of 'Until I say you can take it off', that somebody is Otacon.]}

But Haaaaaal.

_{[There is no reply.]}

..... Fine, fine...

I'll just stay here and stew in my misery.

_{[There's a laugh from off the screen and another indistinct reply that is apparently amused at Heather's overdramatic whining and not sympathetic like she'd been hoping. So Heather makes a pouty face and turns her head just slightly so that she can stick her tongue out in his general direction before looking back to the camera.]}


His Dictatorship over there is reveling in his regime of oppression and I'm bored.

Someone please distract me.

_{[SHE'D EVEN WELCOME KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES. THAT IS HOW LOW SHE HAS SUNK.]}

Comments

[video] please hold while Sora searches pokégoogle for lame jokes

[newhero.livejournal.com]

[all right! silver star sticker for Sora! he looks thoughtful at that challenge, though.]

All right then... Have you ever seen an elephant hide behind a flower?

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[foolishwren]

_{[SILVER STAR STICKER GET! He should keep track of these.]}

Nope.

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[newhero.livejournal.com]

[he'll collect comedy stickers instead of gym badges.]

That's because he hides well!

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[foolishwren]

_{[ANOTHER PAUSE, and then she GROOOOAAAAANS, smacking her hand to her face. She's laughing though.]}

Dude, that's even worse that the king one!

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[newhero.livejournal.com]

You laughed, though! I think that one gets a good, solid silver.

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[foolishwren]

Okay, okay, silver for that little technicality.

Any others?

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[newhero.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I think I've got one more in me! What do you call a guy who lies on the floor?

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[foolishwren]

Hmmm...

_{[She wishes she could guess some of these, because they're all pretty obvious in hindsight. But she's still not 100% after her whole ordeal.]}

No idea.

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[newhero.livejournal.com]

Matt!

[if horrible puns were weapons, Heather'd probably be dead by now.]

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[foolishwren]

_{[YEAH PROBABLY. Under normal circumstances, she'd have been able to counter pretty well-- she had an entire conversation with Beat once that had consisted of cardgame-related puns, after all! But her brain feels kind of like a limp noodle lately. Still she snorts.]}

Okay, that was the worst.

Bronze.

_{[She's not gonna show how much it amused her anyway, though.]}

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[newhero.livejournal.com]

Aww, man...

[sluuuump.]

I guess it wasn't my best one, anyway.