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"Yo, it's Heather. I'm probably asleep or Godzilla ate my 'Gear or something so I can't answer you right now. But feel free to leave a message or something. I'll probably get back to you. ... Probably. Peace out."

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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Oh god, I should have! How could I have been so foolish!

[He's starting to shout too. There's nobody around to see them being stupid, so it's okay!]

[He makes a sharp turn so that he can start going around the big tree...and if she follows him, he'll just keep going around it.]

You'll never take me alive, you possessed fiend!

_{[If someone had told her two months ago that she would be fake-chasing Envy in circles around a tree with the intent to kiss him, she'd have assumed that someone was pulling a serious prank.]

[But nope. That's what she's doing.]}

Then I'll just have to kiss you to death!

_{[Suddenly she gets an idea, and stops mid-lurch to turn around and go the other way. And SNATCH HIM when he meets her head-on.]}

OH NOOO!

[Envy, of course, runs RIGHT INTO HER and is successfully snatched up. He yelps in dismay and gives his very best fake-struggling.]

NOOO, you've outsmarted me! How could this have happened?!

I'm too pretty to be kissed to death!

It's TOO LATE for YOU!

Your friend is gone and now there is only the KISS MONSTER.

_{[With a cackle, she wraps her arms around him in a tight hug and then kisses him right between the eyes with an exaggerated smack.]

[For a second, she'd been tempted to go whole hog just. Cover his face in them. But then she'd chickened out. They've been together just a few weeks, and in that time neither of them had ventured too far past chaste, tentative touches. The ones that went further than that were, in true THEM fashion, usually accompanied by humor and playful self-mockery.]

[This is all so new.]}

AaaaAAAUUGHH! My weakness! NOOoooOOo...

[With that final dramatic wail and a rattling gasp, Envy goes limp in her arms, flopping one arm over her shoulder as he does, if only so that she doesn't just let go. Which she still might, but this way if she does he can at least hold onto her shoulders and not land right in the dirt.]

[The humorous way works best to keep him from second guessing every move he makes TOO much.]

_{[Once he goes limp, she lowers him slowly to the ground. A few months ago she might have just dropped him, but she's trying not to be a jerk.]

[She's still giggling out loud at the dramatics, though.]

[Once he's safely in the grass, she claps her hands to her face.]}

OH NO... what have I done... my best friend, dead before me...

_{[She drops to her knees and proceeds to sob theatrically over his 'corpse'.]}

[Envy just lies on the grass, eyes closed and limp with feigned death. Admittedly, his 'corpse' is having a whole lot of trouble keeping a straight face, but details.]

[But THEN. He cracks open one eye and weakly reaches one hand up, letting out a long, croaking wheeze.]

Not...quite...

_{[A huge gasp.]}

He lives!

_{[She grabs the hand and clasps it between her own.]}

It's a miracle!

[He grasps at her hands, leaning up on one elbow to stare soulfully into her eyes with the dopiest B movie-level 'I thought I was dead but I'm NOT' smile he can manage.]

[And that's about when he finally just loses it, ducking his head and wheezing with laughter. He makes a few noises like he's trying to say some more words, but they're lost.]

_{[Once HE loses it, they're both done for. She gives up trying to keep a straight face and just laughs, letting him flop back down.]

[Once it's died down after a moment or two, she leans in to pop another, gentler kiss on his forehead.]}

You're a fuckin' weirdo.

[Envy's laughter dies down to sporadic chuckling by the time she leans down to give him that peck, and the shameless grin he looks up to give her is a softer than it would usually be.]

You like me being a weirdo.

Besides, who wouldn't be if they hung out around you all the time?

Okay, okay, you got a point there.

_{[On both counts.]

[She leans back, planting her palms in the grass behind her. It's a little chilly out, but otherwise a nice day. It's good to get out of the house. Especially to have a chance to spend time with her brand fuckin' new significant other. God, it's still weird to think about.]}

So, we're obviously not out here to battle. Did you have anything in mind besides ambushing me with the KISSING CURSE?

[He sits up too, crosslegged and brushing a few blades of grass out of his hair. He coughs a little sheepishly at the question.]

Well...that was pretty much my whole plan.

BUT it was a pretty good plan, you gotta admit.

_{[She snickers.]}

OH yeah. Ingenious.

NEVER saw it comin'.

That's right you didn't. I'm the sneakiest motherfucker you've ever seen.

[He laughs again, and leans back on his own hands.]

It's a nice day though, I wouldn't mind just staying out here a while.

[As much of a thrill as it is sneaking around when there's more of a chance of "discovery", it's...also nice to be out here where they can just figure out how to act around each other now, without having to be looking over their shoulders.]

_{[She nods in agreement-- it is nice.]

[Now that they're both sitting down, she unshoulders her bag and opens it, digging around for a second before pulling out a white paper bag and holding out a small paper-wrapped parcel to Envy.]}

Here, hungry?

I stopped by that fancy deli Lust told us about on the way and got us sandwiches.

[Envy grins wide and reaches to take the wrapped up sandwich with no hesitation.]

Hey, yeah! I hadn't gotten to try that place yet.

[He unwraps his, but waits on her to get her own out before he starts eating.]

[He wonders if this counts as a date.]

I figured it wasn't too far out of my way, so why not?

_{[The sandwiches are half-rolls stuffed with turkey (or convincing turkey substitute or whatever they really use for meat in this place) and pepperjack cheese and some kind of spicy tomato pesto. She'd almost gone with something off the specials list called Kalos Picnic-- a baguette with ham and brie and tart apple slices-- but waffled at the last minute. It sounded like something France would have cooked up for the entire house on an outing, and she wasn't sure she liked the idea of handing something like that to Envy so soon.]

[She unwraps her own and doesn't hesitate to take a big bite, chewing momentarily before making an approving noise and giving Envy a thumbs-up. GOOD DELI, A+ WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN.]}

[She definitely made the right call on that. Envy's been doing alright thus far, managing the confusing guilty feelings that keep lingering, but he could do without any direct reminders.]

[Also the sandwiches she did get are fucking delicious, GOOD CHOICE HEATHER. He just gives her a thumbs-up back, because no sooner had she taken a bite herself than he'd gone right for it.]

[He's content to just eat in silence for a little while; silence is easier at the moment because he's growing increasingly more certain that this is A Date. But he can't keep shoving sandwich in his face forever, and being quiet otherwise just can't happen when your name is Envy.]

Ahh, these are good. And think, if you hadn't brought them we'd be stuck eating stuff we found...or I don't know, maybe we'd mug a Hiker for his lunch.

[He grins, clearly (mostly) just joking about that.]

_{[Yeeeeaaaah. Both of them are still harboring no small amount of guilt over France, and neither of them are in any hurry to spend more time thinking about it.]

[SO INSTEAD IT'S TURKEY.]

[She laughs muffledly through a mouthful before swallowing and replying thickly,]}

I don't know about that.

I'm pretty sure those guys just eat rocks.

[Envy snorts around his own sandwich, and he only waits to respond until after he's swallowed that mouthful because he's pretty sure that dating still involves not spraying your girlfriend with half-chewed food.]

God, maybe that's why they always catch Geodudes.

So they always have a snack.

[He makes spooky fingers with his free hand.]

_{[The spooky fingers make it.]}

HAHA, shit, I think we just uncovered a conspiracy.

Quick, we should call the Jennies!

_{[She grabs her PokeGear with the hand that's not holding her sandwich and mimes dialing the emergency number.]}

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