Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2011-05-28 08:17 pm
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Entry tags:
- a letter to my future self,
- action,
- adventure time,
- back in my day,
- bad memories,
- bitch be trippin' balls,
- blankets are trying to eat me,
- does heather have to slap a ho,
- event post,
- fear for the flesh,
- fourth wall,
- i've got a bad feeling about this,
- ic,
- image attached,
- it came from the black lagoon,
- it is a mystery,
- kshshhhhhhssfrrrzzzhhzhzlshhhshhkzfffffl,
- notto dissu shitto agen,
- officially freaked-out now,
- ohmagosh it's hatching,
- past lives,
- please kill me,
- silent hill survivors club,
- the fuck is that. ... the fuck is this.,
- the town that takes all,
- valtiel,
- video,
- what is this i don't even,
- who's that pokemon?!
67. [4TH WALL EVENT POST]
[So that night, y'know, Heather and presumably a lot of other people getting ready to head off from Olivine in the morning after all that stormy chaos had all either conked out in the Center or checked into the (distinctly crappier than Goldenrod's, for the record-- PEH) local inn for the night.]
[And in the morning, all would be normal and Heather'd head off back to Goldenrod with her dad and everything would be totally chill.]

[... Or not.]

[ooc: SO FOR THE DURATION OF THE EVENT, HEATHER WILL BE WANDERING AROUND WITH A CERTAIN UNWANTED GUARDIAN ANGEL IN TOW. That said, if you just wanna subject Heather to whatever crack you want, by all means TAG AWAY as though Valtiel's just a fly on the wall. He's pretty good at that. SO HIT ME WITH YOUR WTF-IEST, GUYS!]
[And in the morning, all would be normal and Heather'd head off back to Goldenrod with her dad and everything would be totally chill.]

[... Or not.]
~*~
[ooc: SO FOR THE DURATION OF THE EVENT, HEATHER WILL BE WANDERING AROUND WITH A CERTAIN UNWANTED GUARDIAN ANGEL IN TOW. That said, if you just wanna subject Heather to whatever crack you want, by all means TAG AWAY as though Valtiel's just a fly on the wall. He's pretty good at that. SO HIT ME WITH YOUR WTF-IEST, GUYS!]
[Voice]
Heh, right. And I'm overlord of Cybertron.
[Voice]
But no, seriously. Go into any store and tell the person 'I need a laxative'. It's the same thing as saying 'I'm thirsty'.
[Voice]
[So fragging much like Blitzwing. In fact, if she resorts to name calling, why shouldn't he? From now on she's 'Blitzbitch'.]
I'm not drinking anything from your stores. [Yuck! That involves interacting with people.]
[Voice]
[Blitzbitch! She could get used to that. Sounded like a superheroine name. Or a supervillainess name.]
Suit yourself. You're missing out.
[Voice]
[She better, since this is all he'll call her from now on!]
[Voice]