Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2012-02-15 10:46 pm
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- *ace attorney: larry butz,
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- *axis powers hetalia: china,
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- *danny phantom: danny phantom,
- *devil may cry: trish,
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *fullmetal alchemist: lust,
- *how i met your mother: barney stinson,
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- *persona 4: yukiko amagi,
- *silent hill: douglas cartland,
- *silent hill: harry mason,
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- 525600 minutes,
- aaaaangst,
- action,
- aftermath,
- all my fault,
- anger management issues,
- brooding mcbroodypants,
- does heather have to slap a ho,
- eggs! eggs everywhere!,
- en route,
- enter claudia,
- family,
- heather is a bad role model,
- heather why would you even do that,
- her anger is how she says "i love you",
- holding my heart out but clutching it to,
- ic,
- shaking fists at the sky,
- shoulda coulda woulda,
- unecessary levels of anger,
- video
89. [Video/Action for travel group]

[A short while after the singing wild Pokemon and egg presents had died down, a rather unfortunate discovery was made upon dialing a number she'd been meaning to dial ever since Claudia Wolf and Kaito Kuroba had disappeared from Johto.]
[Already on the road, the weather's mild enough (even with the wind picking up) that Heather decided that was pretty much a good time to pocket her Valentine's Day present and just head off for a walk. Because lord knows, she needs one.]
[It's not the first time Johto has given everyone the gift of a precious little egg, but it is the first time that Heather's found herself resenting it.]
[The video feed pops on, focused in on a tiny, pale yellow little egg hardly bigger than a chicken's, nestled in the palm of Heather's hand as dry grass goes past underfoot.]

It would be so easy to just... crush it.
[video]
Yet.]I don't care about going home.
I don't care about weapons or powers or any of that.
I'm just tired of it taking my family away.
I'm so fucking tired.
[video]
Then get even. Shit happens. You feel like it's personal? Do something about it. Go to the root of the problem and deal with it. Throwing eggs isn't going to bring your family back, is it?
And letting people see how much this gets to you isn't going to make them go any easier on you in the future.
[video] haha, no worries!
[Trish is unfamiliar, so Heather gathers she must have just gotten here. She stares into the camera with a rattle in her throat that could easily be a growl.]
I've been here two years, bitch! I know how it fucking GOES!
And weathering it all stoically doesn't change a goddamn thing, so YOU go take a fucking nap!
[video]
You got more to get off your chest? Don't hold back or anything, tell me how you really feel kid.
And do me a favour, try to be a little more original than plain old bitch. You can do better than that.
[video]
Fine.
I've been here two years, bitch, and this place sure isn't Kansas so shut your fucking mouth before someone drops a house on your ass and grinds it to bloody little shavings while a bunch of midgets sing for five minutes about how much you suck!
[... Okay, that was less of an insult and more of a pointless spur-of-the-moment threat, but there you go.]
[video]
Look at me. Do I look like I'm green and in possession of a pair of glittery red pumps? Really? Not that I don't appreciate the concern for my welfare, I'll keep an eye out for those falling houses.
Points for effort. Now are you gonna throw that egg or is there another outburst coming my way?
[video]
[His tone is just that shade of serious-but-not-angry that he uses rarely enough that it might still be effective.]
Step off.
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[... And muttering.]
Given the rest of your outfit, glittery red stripper-shoes wouldn't exactly be a surprise...
[video]
Oh I like her, she's got guts.
Don't worry sweetheart, someday you'll have something to put in a corset too.
[video]
Just ignore her, Heather.
[He's not exactly attempting to sound reassuring--his temper's too short for that. The next part is aimed at Trish:]
Can you not?
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[And she's opening her mouth to retort (despite Nero's suggestion), but then-- ... did she really just say that?]
[... Something in the back of Heather's head notes that if she weren't currently in the third (or was it second?) stage of grief, she'd find that hilarious. Future reference.]
[But just for right this second...]
Good. I don't WANNA see him in a corset. I'd never sleep again.
And I'm already in danger of that after seeing YOU, so.
[... That's pretty weak, Heather. Grief doesn't do your biting wit very well, does it.]
[video]
Then you wouldn't be the first person who's been kept up all night thinking about me.
[video]
Pretty sure Heather doesn't swing that way. Now which part of 'back the fuck off' did you not get?
[video] 1/2
[But needless to say, his valiant attempt at defending her heterosexuality pretty much goes completely unnoticed because-- what. What. Heather's face goes BLANK for a moment while her brain catches up with the rest of her, and when it does, her face goes an embarrassingly bright shade of red as the implication sinks in.]
[... She absolutely walked right into that one with her not-so-great comeback, didn't she.]
[video] 2/2
F-FUCK you, you freaking-- that's not what I MEANT! I--you-- why don't you just go fuck off, then come back, and fuck off again! [ARRARHARTGB AHARKLHST RAWRL PROFANITY!]
[... but y'know, if nothing else, this entire conversation is a pretty successful distraction from what she was angry about to begin with.]
[video]
But fine, I know where I'm not wanted. Hope the egg smashing works for you, being jaded and nihilistic just doesn't suit someone your age, it just gives you wrinkles. Failing that, go with cheesecake. Strawberry cheesecake. It helps.
[video]
[So instead she just sort of flushes furiously and glares.]
If you were here in PERSON, I'd smash the egg on your stupid HEAD!
[Nero aren't you glad you stepped in on this conversation.]
--And another thing! I'll say 'fuck' as many times as I fucking want!
... You fucking-- ...fucker!
[heather honey just no. There is a reason the phrase 'Methinks the lady doth protest too much' exists.]
[video]
Heather, quit while you're ahead. [If 'ahead' is indeed how one would call this...] You'd avoid bullshit like her--[meaning Trish, sorry Trish]--if you kept this stuff private.
[Just sayin'.]
[video]
[But she huffs, looking to Nero. Still flushed and looking furious.]
You know that chick?
[Ignoring the whole thing about making that private... in hindsight, yeah. She should've. But...]
[video]
[For when she's not down in the dumps.]
And yeah, as far as I can tell? She's always like that.
[video]
... If I wasn't-- busy right now, I'd...!
[There's the telltale sound of knuckles cracking. ... At the very least, she seems to have forgotten about smashing the egg.]
[video]
Hey now, don't start the party without me. Think you could show her what-for all on your lonesome?
[Translation: you're pretty runty, Mason.]
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