foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2012-05-26 12:51 am
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94. FOURTH WALL

[If anyone stops to check their 'Gear in the midst of all the chaos unfolding, they will find an extremely odd text message originating from the 'Gear of Heather Mason.]

[Or more accurately, it's the image attachment that's odd.]






[Apparently, some nurses have stolen Heather's PokeGear and are using it to take Myspace pictures.]

[Wellp.]




[ooc: Feel free to tag in with any scenario or character you want, it doesn't necessarily have to involve the text message, the nurses, or their godawful duckfaces! GO WILD, just let me know where you want the thread to take place!]
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foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-05-27 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Soundwave. Heather doesn't speak Robot. Which is why she stares at the screen for a good thirty seconds or so before saying, intelligently:]

... What?
inursatellites: (WHAT IS THIS. I DON'T EVEN.)

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[personal profile] inursatellites 2012-05-27 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

SPECIFY: CURRENT LOCATION.

TRANSLATION FOR SLOWER PROCESSING CPU: 'WHERE IS SOUNDWAVE'?
foolishwren: i wouldnt expect you to understand (its called ukelele screamo and its ART)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[... For some reason, Heather's getting the feeling that she was just insulted.]

... Johto.

Pokemon-land.

Any of that ring a bell?
inursatellites: (SEES WHAT U DID THAR)

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[personal profile] inursatellites 2012-06-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
NEGATIVE.

NO MATCHES FOUND IN REGIONAL DATABASE.
foolishwren: it does, in fact, follow. 9/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "It Follows" (2014))

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-05 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, congrats.

You're somewhere new and exciting.
inursatellites: (BITCH : PLEASE)

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[personal profile] inursatellites 2012-06-05 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
ELABORATION: REQUIRED.

PROVIDE: DETAILS OF CURRENT LOCATION.
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (the ripple of the stream the anger in th)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine or yours?

Because sorry, buddy, I don't know exactly what part of the country you're in.
inursatellites: (TENTACLES INITIATED)

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[personal profile] inursatellites 2012-06-07 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[What follows is a stream of coordinates.]

[And something that looks suspiciously like a goddamn tentacle. Soundwave can't be bothered to type, so... guess who hacked himself directly into the 'gear.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
A-- okay, sorry, I don't speak binary. [IT'S COORDINATES HEATHER NOT BINARY-- okay wait a minute what the hell was that.]
inursatellites: (DISPLEASED WITH YOUR SHIT)

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[personal profile] inursatellites 2012-06-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
THAT: WAS NOT BINARY.
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