94. FOURTH WALL

[foolishwren]

<sub>[If anyone stops to check their 'Gear in the midst of all the chaos unfolding, they will find an extremely odd text message originating from the 'Gear of Heather Mason.]

[Or more accurately, it's the image attachment that's odd.]






[Apparently, some nurses have stolen Heather's PokeGear and are using it to take Myspace pictures.]

[Wellp.]</sub>




[ooc: Feel free to tag in with any scenario or character you want, it doesn't necessarily have to involve the text message, the nurses, or their godawful duckfaces! GO WILD, just let me know where you want the thread to take place!]

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[Video]

[foolishwren]

That's what I was planning to!

_{[Because getting super defensive totally does wonders for her credibility!!!]}

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

With what weapon?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She stares dully... and then disappears from the screen for a moment.]





[AND THEN COMES BACK. With what looks like a curtain pole.]</sub>

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

[Is that a stoplight pole. If that's a stoplight pole, he approves.]

All right. Go ahead then.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She shoots the screen a dirty look... and then starts to unceremoniously beat the distracted nurses over the head.]

[The 'Gear is dropped and clatters onto the floor.]</sub>

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

[Meanwhile, the ninjabot will just. Wait. And watch. He's good at that.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[The commotion carries on for awhile.]

[There's a lot of crashes and nasty screeching sounds-- which eventually give way to some disgusting squelchy crunches.]

[After a time, there's relative silence, and then Heather picks up the 'Gear.]</sub>

THERE.

Happy now?

_{[There's some... nurse... sliding down her face.]}

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

[His one visible eye tracks the path of the nursemeat, but his expression doesn't otherwise change.]

[... Yeah, he's not the most emotive of personages.]

No.

You left something. On your face.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

... Huh?

_{[She paws at her face. ... On the wrong side.]}

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

Your other side.