foolishwren: do you guys think you can keep the fucking onceler from manifesting like the staypuft marshmallow man for half an hour (ok look i need to go do the dishes)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2012-12-02 05:51 pm

99. [Text/Action for travel group]

[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]

[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]

[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS. Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]

[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]

[A text with a request.]



SUP PEOPLE

I have a mission for all of you


send me funny shit

any funny shit

I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something

1 2 3 GO
liquidation: (Tell truth and shame the devil)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-06 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What's there to feel? I don't dwell on the past.
liquidation: (You are a fever I learned to live with)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-07 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I need a reason? Perhaps I just wanted to talk.

[Which was really just Liquid-speak for 'I don't know but I don't want to admit it'.]
liquidation: (They walk serene and primal)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-07 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew you twelve years ago. It may not have been the same length of time for you, but I would think that it's unreasonable nonetheless to assume that I would hold the same regard for you now as I did then. I am not the same man now as I was.
liquidation: (Disobedience is man's original virtue)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-10 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW]

To be honest, I'm starting to wonder why I ever bothered to associate with such an insufferable brat as yourself.
liquidation: (Tell truth and shame the devil)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-11 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Liquid, himself, didn't know why he kept talking to this girl. Somehow she got under his skin, and sending stupid barbs back and forth was like picking at a scab-- it stung and you knew you shouldn't, but you couldn't help yourself.]

Says the girl who goes hysterical over being sent a picture.
liquidation: (Red for the devil; black to inspire fear)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-14 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You've thoroughly rid me of the desire to talk, I promise you.

[She's probably called him worse and more ridiculous things than 'fucko', and he's taken far more damning insults before without caring, but every word from her was like pounding his head against a wall. It was stupid and futile and he just kept doing it.]

Since you're apparently incapable of anything resembling casual conversation without becoming utterly unreasonable, I'll leave you to yourself. Good day.

[Text was notoriously bad at indicating tone, but if it had been spoken, that 'good day' would've sounded a lot more like 'fuck you'.]
vulpesvivus: (Default)

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[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-12-18 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Both of you, knock it off.

James, stop being an insufferable jerk and speak plainly for once in your life. And before you start to bite my head off, no I'm not going to call you Liquid.

Heather, don't provoke him because believe me, that's a losing battle no matter how you do it.
vulpesvivus: (Default)

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[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-12-18 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Relax. The two of you could probably shout at each other until the sun burns out, and considering you're the sensible one here I'm asking you to stop poking the angry snake.
vulpesvivus: (Default)

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[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-12-18 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
He does that. Be the bigger man, metaphorically speaking.
liquidation: (Disobedience is man's original virtue)

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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-12-18 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
How am I at fault for the fact that she acts like a petulant child!