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All right, all right.

Don't validate his delusions too much.

[It takes a lot of willpower to not continue with WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DELUSIONS? but Hiccup manages.]

Really though, maybe you two should do some swimming lessons together. Then he can be near you in case something does go wrong, and he'll see that you're capable of doing these things. Showing what you know and picking up some tips from a water type like him might put his mind at ease.

Iiieeee dunno.

I'd rather not spend the next week or so still tasting lakewater.

_{[It's not honestly a bad idea, though.]}

If you're both underwater at the same time, shouldn't he be able to see that you're not drowning?

Well theoretically if we're both on land at the same time, he should be able to see when I'm moving to avoid stepping in a puddle and not feel like he needs to pick me up to make sure I avoid it.

_{[GODZILLA'S NEUROTIC ANXIETIES DON'T FOLLOW ANY REAL FORM OF LOGIC, HICCUP.]}

...What did you do?

[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS LEVEL OF WORRYING.]

HEY, lose that tone, man!

Godzilla is a neurotic basket-case. I didn't do ANYTHING!

Sorry, sorry!

[Not...really, though.]

Have you tried asking him why he's so...like that?

Well... no? I mean, he can't, you know, talk. Or write.

All I know is that after he bit me so hard I had to get stitches he like... had a personality makeover from the personality fairy or something.

Well, no, but I mean... Asking a Psychic-type to help out with it.

I think I...kind of get it, if that's the case. I caused a lot of problems for people, back in the day. [And more recent than he was willing to admit.] I wanted to make up for them, but wound up just making more trouble each time. It's hard when all you do is screw up an opportunity.

... Oh yeah.

I keep forgetting about that.

I don't have any psychic types... but yeah. You might be onto something, with that description. ... He does kinda overdo things every time he makes a mistake...

He just needs more confidence. Go out together and accomplish some things! [He shrugs, a bit of a sarcastic smile curling.] If nothing else, you can take solace in the fact that he hasn't burned down his village multiple times.

Of course, if you want, I could still get Heath...er...

[...Snotlout what did you do.]

_{[.....?]

[Heather gives Hiccup an odd look, tilting her head slightly.]}

... What? What is it?

[Heather's getting an odd look right back, though Hiccup's not really meaning to.]

Heather? You got to be kidding. [He turns from the camera, frowning as he calls out.] Heather, get over here!

... You have a Pokemon named Heather?

_[Wat.]

[In reply, Hiccup picks up an Espeon by the scruff of her neck, holding her out in front of the camera like she's going to explode. At the sight of Heather, the other Heather's long ears perk up, and there's a touch of a glow to the jewel on her forehead.]

Please tell me my cousin didn't name this thing after you.

... I don't know why he WOULD, but uh.

No clue?

_{[IRONICALLY THIS IS NOT THE FIRST EEVEE THAT HEATHER'S NAMED AFTER HER, IF SHE TRULY HAD BEEN THE INSPIRATION BEHIND SNOTLOUT'S NAME-CHOICE.]}

I don't recall us getting along particularly well.

[Fortunately, this Heather isn't named after that Heather. Unfortunately, Hiccup doesn't have any way of finding that out even if Snotlout was still around, he'd deny any accusation into oblivion.]

Well, that doesn't mean much, with Snotlout. He used to drive Astrid crazy, but it didn't stop him any. Least he's moved on to Ruffnut, now...

[Though he...really needs to check in on that...love quadrangle situation and see how it's going, whenever he gets back.]

It would definitely make her calling him "Dad" a lot creepier, though.

Yeesh.

Well, uh...

At least she's cute?

_{[A small, lop-eared head pokes into the frame. Zilla has since skulked off in shame, but Cheryl the Eevee has SENSED HER KIN.]}

Yeah, I'll give her that...

[Heather seems extremely pleased by both the compliment and the HELLO FRIEND going on. As she's moved to be held in a more supportive manner, the Espeon lets out a happy yip! in greeting, eyes glued to the Eevee on the other side of the screen.]

I didn't know you had an Eevee.

Haha, yeah, that's Cheryl... she's a lot, uh, quieter than most of my team, so that's probably why...

_{[Reaching down, she picks the Eevee up and sets her down in her lap. Her bushy tail is wiggling cheerfully. I'm gonna be purple like you someday!]}

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