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[foolishwren]

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<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

no y what happened

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

I found a big pile of black feathers in the road. it wasn't yukio so i thought you might have had an accident

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

lmao did u think the butcher downtown got me



were u expectin 2 see my plucked corpse hangin in the window of the grocery store

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

i thought you had been hit by a car

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

a car

rly?

wow

i find ur lack of faith disturbing

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

that is why I was so surprised!!

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

well i am pleased to inform u that i did not get hit by any cars lately

not even when i was playin chicken in the fast lane




haha get it




chicken

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

that was terrible no wonder you and rin are friends

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

aw dude dont compare me 2 rin

hes way worse than me

last week we were talking about being hungry enough to kiss the food on the burger joint menu signs and he was being rly whiny so i mimicked his voice and went "i rly want that burgerto ask meowt" which like thats awful but he laughed for like half an hour

i thought he was goin 2 die

theres smth wrong with that boy

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

yea i know i live with him

feel bad for me

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

hey u chose that fate

u dug ur own flowerpot now lie in it

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

what no i had no choice in this

he all but dragged me out of the tree i was living in

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

wait a minut

u were livin in a tree????


but u ARE a tree


a tree living in a tree

whoa


what



whoa

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

she is my friend it isnt weird

you arent a nymph you wouldnt understand heather

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

um well yea i have friends too henry

i dont live in any of them

thats kind of fucked up dude

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

to be fair i asked first

and dont talk to me about not living in your friends rin sits on me all the time when hes a cat

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

thats different sitting on somebody has a totally diferent connotation than living in them




and also i mean we already established that rin is a total weirdo like is he rly the example u want to use


is this the hill u want to die on

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

better than dying on silent hill

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

u kno i dont even have a comeback 4 that


preach it bro

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

does this mean i win?

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

nope its still fuckin weird for a tree to live in a tree

sorry

not sorry

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

it happens literally all the time in nature

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

wtf no it doesnt

i have never seen that happen ever in my life

<shovelguy>

[reluctantreceiver]

i'll bet you fifty dollars im right

<avianavenger>

[foolishwren]

i dont have 50 dollars but u kno what sure