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[foolishwren]

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[dawning]

oh no hes not a stalker!
theres no way he could be interested in me

[foolishwren]

HE PRETENDED 2 B UR FIANCE

[dawning]

no no no that was eikichi!

katsuie is the one who mitsuhide tried to get married off through picking names from a hat!

[ Dawn needs to take a step back and take a nice long look at her circle of friends one day. ]

[foolishwren]

oh my god dawn can you give them nicknames or something i cant fuckin tell all ur weird friends apart

[dawning]

they're not weird!




...i mean i guess they kind of are but they're all really nice people!

[foolishwren]

look dawn i dont know how else to say it but like everything u have said so far screams "dangerous" to me

not "nice"

[dawning]

they're not dangerous at all!

every time i tell katsuie i'm his friend and i won't leave him even though he says i will he starts crying

he'/s a really sweet guy!

[foolishwren]

he sounds gross and like he needs therapy

[dawning]

[ If only you knew how much he needed, Heather. ]

he's not gross at all! he's really handsome and good looking!
like a model!

[foolishwren]

that doesn't mean anything dawn once i went out with a guy from school who looked like orlando bloom and then on the very first date he stuck his tongue in my ear

i have exactly zero patience for weirdos ok

[dawning]

whos orlando bloom and why would he stick his tongue in your ear?

that sounds gross

[foolishwren]

a celebrity, never mind its not important

the grossness is the point

someone unexpectedly sticking their tongue in ur ear is gross

a dude who constantly accuses u of trying to leave and then just blubbers and locks himself in a basement when u tell him ur not going to is also gross

i wouldnt put up with that shit its a fucking self fulfilling prophecy

[dawning]

oh no no no that's not how it happened last time!

he was saying that on the network so i got mad and i marched right to his place and went through his floor so he couldn't escape

then i made him put his head on my lap and while i peted his hair

we talked a little about our families! but then he started being really gloomy again so i grabbed him by his face because he kept on avoiding looking me in the eye and i told him really sternly that i would be his friend no matter what!

and that's when he started crying again for some reason

i don't really get why

[foolishwren]

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.... well honestly dawn that sounds like U were bein a little creepy

[dawning]

i was?!?!?!

oh no! is that why he was crying?????

[foolishwren]

idk????

sometimes ppl just need their space

if some1 came booming up out of my floor when i wanted 2 b alone id probably get upset too