foolishwren | 026. Accidental Video/Action

_{[The camera comes on with grass obscuring half the screen-- it was quite literally just dumped on the ground along with most of the other contents of Heather's bag-- such as the Hoothoot that was currently rolling away across the ground in a generally dismayed manner.]

[Scuffling noises can be heard, along with some mostly-angry, but also slightly-frantic shouting from Heather.]}

PUT THAT DOWN!

BAD DOG, DAMMIT! STAY! Stay there!

.... NO.

_{[More scuffling noises, and then Cujo merrily trots past the screen and in the direction of Heather's voice. In his mouth is a large stick!]

[Notable qualities of the stick would be its very large size (proof of the jaw-strength capacity of a Growlithe), interestingly-shaped leaves (it appeared to be off of a Mint Berry tree), the scuff-marks on its bark (courtesy of its carrier's teeth), and the fact that it was fucking on fire.]}

Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that AW HELL.

_{[Scraping noises from far off and a patter of leaves and twigs as they hit the ground. Yes, Heather is, once more, climbing a tree to get away from her Pokemon. And you thought they were past this point.]}

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_{[OH BOY YAY OMG THIS STRANGER WAS NICE. Anyone who petted Cujo pretty much had a BFF for life.]}

No.

_{[She wasn't stuck, she was just... unwilling to come down. Possibly ever.]}

Then why the fuck are you up there?

That's none of your business!

I blackmail people! I don't fucking care if it's not my business, just fucking tell me!

_{[Deep sarcasm.]}

Wow. That's really good motivation.

And that's really good sarcasm for someone who's stuck in a fucking tree.

I practice a lot.

_{[The sarcasm, not the stuck in a fucking tree.]}

Get down from there or I'll have my pokémon knock the fucking tree down.

[ He has already called out his entire line up :|b ]

FUCK you.

Knock the tree down and I'll personally put a dent in your skull.

Only if you hit me, fucking blondie.

And I'm pretty good at dodging.

And I'm pretty good at hitting.

Don't fucking try me.

Relax, fucking blondie. I was just checking it there was a reason you were in that tree and, apparently, there is.

You're not scared of this big bad dog are you?

[ Petting Cujo again ]

He's my fucking Pokemon, of course I'm not scared of him.

_{[And Cujo would just sort of lean happily on Hiruma, panting and staring up at him adoringly.]}

Then what are you scared of?

[ Looking over at the flaming stick thing ]

...is it the fucking burning stick?

NO.

You're not really being very co-operative here, you know.

Do you really fucking want me to leave you alone?

Yes. Go away.

_{[It's nothing personal, Hiruma. She's just.... like this.]}

Nope.

[ The same goes for him, Heather orz ]

So, what's new?

_{[It's like the myth of the Crow and the Cheese, except with more anger, and less cheese.]}

You not going away. That's new.

It should stop.

Calm down, you'll live longer, fucking blondie.

Fine. I'll take off but don't blame me when you fall to your death.

Consider yourself completely absolved of all blame should I fall.

Now get out of here.

Stop being mad at me or I won't leave at all!

_{[Instant :D face.]}

Edited 2010-09-16 17:33 (UTC)

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[ action ] just running off to bed bro, 2;30am and alla that :|b

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