026. Accidental Video/Action

[foolishwren]

<sub>[The camera comes on with grass obscuring half the screen-- it was quite literally just dumped on the ground along with most of the other contents of Heather's bag-- such as the Hoothoot that was currently rolling away across the ground in a generally dismayed manner.]

[Scuffling noises can be heard, along with some mostly-angry, but also slightly-frantic shouting from Heather.]</sub>

PUT THAT DOWN!

BAD DOG, DAMMIT! STAY! Stay there!

.... NO.

<sub>[More scuffling noises, and then Cujo merrily trots past the screen and in the direction of Heather's voice. In his mouth is a large stick!]

[Notable qualities of the stick would be its very large size (proof of the jaw-strength capacity of a Growlithe), interestingly-shaped leaves (it appeared to be off of a Mint Berry tree), the scuff-marks on its bark (courtesy of its carrier's teeth), and the fact that it was fucking on fire.]</sub>

Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that AW HELL.

_{[Scraping noises from far off and a patter of leaves and twigs as they hit the ground. Yes, Heather is, once more, climbing a tree to get away from her Pokemon. And you thought they were past this point.]}

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[devilbatshit.livejournal.com]

Oh my! What a site! I should run and get help at once!

You okay there, fucking blondie?

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[What a sight indeed! Heather was downright monkey-like when it came to climbing, and she was quite literally at the top of the tree, clinging to a branch that was a little bit too thin to support her weight.]

[Cujo, meanwhile, is at the base of it, stumpy tail wagging and blazing stick crackling away in his mouth. He was a GOOD boy! He knew how to fetch!]</sub>


What th-- ... _{[Oh god, it was him.]}

I'm FINE.

Go away!

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[devilbatshit.livejournal.com]

You don't look fine, and your fucking dog can't reach you!

Want me to throw him up?

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[foolishwren]

Leave. Now.


_{[At the sound of the new voice, Cujo's ears perk up and he brightens, turning on a heel and bounding towards Hiruma gleefully. OH BOY, NEW FRIEND!!]}

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[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[And he thought his Eevee didn't pay attention.]

An interesting pass time, Miss Heather.

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[foolishwren]

_{[OH HEY ARTY~. Luckily, Heather's a little too preoccupied to want to be doing much in the way of being annoying. In fact, Artemis wouldn't be getting a response for quite awhile, because the entire tree fiasco will take quite some time to get down from.]}

Yeah, I like to keep my hobbies fun and quirky. Aren't I wacky?

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[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[IT'S ARTEMIS, DAMMIT! I really think Heather needs to learn how to look after her belongings, instead of repeatedly dropping them on the floor.]

There's a possibility that some may call it that.

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[ARTY ARTY ARTY. Now that I think of it, this could cause some confusion problems considering her Furret is already named Arty.]

[And yeah, she really does.]</sub>

Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

_{[Quick subject change, she'd rather focus on her Fail as little as possible.]}

You get outta New Bark all right, then?

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[puzzling]

[Y'know, the Professor would so help you there, Heather, but with you being a week of traveling away, yeaaah, nope. How about them useless advice stuff the Professor loves throwing around? God, seriously, what does he say to this?]

Isn't there some way to distract this dog of yours, Miss Mason? Perhaps...throwing another stick for it to fetch?

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[foolishwren]

_{[The Proff doesn't get a reply for a good long while, because Heather can't pick her 'Gear up until she comes down! Needless to say, when she finally does, she sounds quite disgruntled.]}

He'dve just set that one on fire, too.

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[puzzling]

True...That was a horrible suggestion, I apologize.

Did you ever try to train that one? It seems like Luke's Skiploom in a sense.

[In other words: DERPDERPDERP It seems like a common virus going around in Pokemon.]

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[foolishwren]

_{[Her teeth are gritted as she answers. Sorry Professor, you're dealing with grumpy!Heather right now.]}

That's what I was trying to do when he started setting things on fire.

_{[Yeah, she'd been... actually TRYING to train lately, unlike before... and had been learning that it was a lot harder than she'd thought it would be.]}

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[bakaitoukid]

Whoa--! Heather?

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[foolishwren]

_{[It's awhile before he gets a reply, on account of the 'Gear being on the ground, and Heather in a tree. But eventually, she presumably got down, because her face flickers onto the screen and she growls--]}

Not a word.

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[bakaitoukid]

Trust me, I'm not saying anything.

-- you okay?

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[foolishwren]

_{[Loooong sigh.]}

Yeah, I'm fine.

Just having a hell of a time trying to train this dumb dog.

[justicereigns]

Having troubles?

[foolishwren]

No.

[justicereigns]

Oh, so you wanted to uproot things. Of course.

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

Try being a...bit more polite. I mean, he won't listen if you just yell at him.

[foolishwren]

_{[It's awhile before England gets a reply! Because... yeah Heather had to get down from that tree first.]}

Well he sure doesn't listen if I say 'please'.

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

Have you tried speaking in a soothing tone?

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[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

[DOG WHISPERER TO THE RESCUE~]

[Otacon whistled loudly, tone cheerful.]

Cujo~! C'mon, over here!

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[WHUFF?]

[Ears standing straight up, Cujo whipped his head around, blinking, and then went right ahead and hurried over to the fallen gear, dropping the stick, which hissed against the dew covered grass. 8U I AM A DOG AND WHAT IS THIS]</sub>

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[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

Good boy~ [Smiiiile.]

Heather? You alright?